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aSlavesLife -> RE: D-10??? (7/24/2007 4:40:43 PM)

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ORIGINAL: mythi

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ORIGINAL: aSlavesLife

[That'll teach us to not put the dice back in the Crown Royal bags where they belong, heh heh.



I've occasionally stopped to wonder if people ever buy Crown Royal just to drink it. lol


Huh? You mean that something other than dice comes in the bags?




Najakcharmer -> RE: D-10??? (7/24/2007 4:45:40 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Phin

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ORIGINAL: Najakcharmer

I'm a D10th level Gorean Ninja Master Warrior Assassin.  I have a +2 Flogger of True Dominance, and Elvish Ropes of Bondage

where do I sign up?


For our all-pervy gaming group in Wilmington that has been known to degenerate into a quasi play party?  Right here.  [:D]




Celeste43 -> RE: D-10??? (7/24/2007 5:30:20 PM)

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ORIGINAL: DreamyLadySnow

I know what an ID-10-T code is (careful if your computer tech uses that one on you)


LS


Some of us walk in and inform the tech we are totally incompetent so he is forewarned.




Najakcharmer -> RE: D-10??? (7/24/2007 7:26:33 PM)

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ORIGINAL: aSlavesLife
Ohhhh, Gawd! My brother has always joked about wanting his assassin character to recover the Schlong of Vecna.


The Head of Vecna.  You know you want one.

Cliff Notes for the D&D impaired - Vecna was a powerful Undead lich-king kind of wizardly dude who left a couple body parts lying around, like his hand.  If you found this artifact, you could cut off your own hand and press the Hand of Vecna to your stump, and voila, you had all these nifty keen powers.  The inevitable jokes this spawned, along with the "Bigby's Interposing Hand" spell becoming "Bigby's Insulting Hand" and suchlike, have lasted for years in gaming fandom. 

"Munchkins", aka immature power gamers who ignore plot and storylines in favor of cheating on their character sheets to be super powerful so they can bash the monsters and get the treasure,  never seemed to care that cutting off your hand and replacing it with an evil lich hand could have, you know, consequences.  Also it would hurt.  All they saw was the stat bonus and the nifty powers.  So DM's who were sick of munchkins in their games sometimes dropped something in like the Head of Vecna.  What happens when you cut your own head off and attempt to replace it with that of an evil dead wizardly dude should be fairly obvious, but that trap still catches one now and then. 




Arpig -> RE: D-10??? (7/24/2007 7:30:58 PM)

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That'll teach us to not put the dice back in the Crown Royal bags where they belong, heh heh.


Funny, but almost everybody uses Crown Royal bags for the dice [:)]




aSlavesLife -> RE: D-10??? (7/24/2007 7:34:26 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Najakcharmer

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ORIGINAL: aSlavesLife
Ohhhh, Gawd! My brother has always joked about wanting his assassin character to recover the Schlong of Vecna.


So DM's who were sick of munchkins in their games sometimes dropped something in like the Head of Vecna.  What happens when you cut your own head off and attempt to replace it with that of an evil dead wizardly dude should be fairly obvious, but that trap still catches one now and then. 



One of my gaming buddies told me how he took two out in a single sitting with the head of Vecna. After the first decapitation failed to result in the head grafting itself on, one of the surviving players deduced that it was because the first guy was of the wrong alignment, then offered his own neutral evil head up for the procedure. My friend said that he not only killed the character off, but pronounced his new alignment to be chaotic stupid




Najakcharmer -> RE: D-10??? (7/24/2007 7:48:15 PM)

Clearly they needed to see this motivational poster: http://www.geekconclave.net/RPG_Motivational/vecna.jpg 




Mystique567 -> RE: D-10??? (7/24/2007 7:55:57 PM)

Isn't that some kind of illiterate Bingo?




thornhappy -> RE: D-10??? (7/24/2007 8:43:51 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Arpig

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That'll teach us to not put the dice back in the Crown Royal bags where they belong, heh heh.


Funny, but almost everybody uses Crown Royal bags for the dice [:)]


Some men use the bags to insulate their sensitive bits whilst running around the South Pole marker when it's -100F (as told in a book by a doctor stationed there).

thornhappy




aSlavesLife -> RE: D-10??? (7/25/2007 8:17:53 AM)

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ORIGINAL: thornhappy

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ORIGINAL: Arpig

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That'll teach us to not put the dice back in the Crown Royal bags where they belong, heh heh.


Funny, but almost everybody uses Crown Royal bags for the dice [:)]


Some men use the bags to insulate their sensitive bits whilst running around the South Pole marker when it's -100F (as told in a book by a doctor stationed there).

thornhappy



Would that be nut sacks for nut sacks?




Sinergy -> RE: D-10??? (7/25/2007 11:04:57 AM)

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ORIGINAL: hereyesruponyou

A Dom i know has bragged about being a D10. When asked to elaborate i am told it means he is Old Guard and very experienced....


Thank you for the clarification.

The D stands for Dipshit.  He has successfully attained 10 levels of mastery.

Sinergy




earthycouple -> RE: D-10??? (7/25/2007 11:22:59 AM)

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ORIGINAL: Arpig

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That'll teach us to not put the dice back in the Crown Royal bags where they belong, heh heh.


Funny, but almost everybody uses Crown Royal bags for the dice [:)]


why do I have to always be different?  I use a blue satin pouch for jewelry for my dice....damn Crown Royal bags are so much cooler...oh wait...that was when you were 15 because your friends wanted to know how you procured a Crown Royal bag at age 15!!  I'm 32.  Nothing's cool about me anymore *S*




xonemasterx -> RE: D-10??? (7/25/2007 12:55:32 PM)

So how do I get the power-up and win the game?  There is no D button the game controller!

Am I right in feeling like there is a higher percentage of RPG'rs in the lifestyle than in the 'nilla population? 

/still have my dice.
//in a box, not a bag.
///its a lifestyle choice.




chellekitty -> RE: D-10??? (7/25/2007 4:06:28 PM)

you have your dice in a box....is that like some kind of geeky ben wa balls?




earthycouple -> RE: D-10??? (7/25/2007 4:19:19 PM)

lol @ chelle




CoasttoCoast -> RE: D-10??? (7/25/2007 5:42:12 PM)

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ORIGINAL: GhitaAmati

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Yeah, a D10 is a large, track type earthmover/bulldozer built by Caterpillar.


Im so glad Im not the only one who saw the thead and immediatly thought of bulldozers

ghita~


~edited for bad spelling...bad subbie...thwack...


sssshh. It's my day off and you're making me think of work   




Majik -> RE: D-10??? (7/25/2007 6:12:02 PM)

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ORIGINAL: earthycouple

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ORIGINAL: Arpig

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That'll teach us to not put the dice back in the Crown Royal bags where they belong, heh heh.


Funny, but almost everybody uses Crown Royal bags for the dice [:)]


why do I have to always be different?  I use a blue satin pouch for jewelry for my dice....damn Crown Royal bags are so much cooler...oh wait...that was when you were 15 because your friends wanted to know how you procured a Crown Royal bag at age 15!!  I'm 32.  Nothing's cool about me anymore *S*



Ppfft...your a Kinky Geeky Gamer...that puts you WAY above cool!

~Edited because I seem to love the word kinky so much I repeat it every time I have the chance.;)




michaelOfGeorgia -> RE: D-10??? (7/25/2007 6:16:29 PM)

ok, what is a D-10?




MasterMataeo -> RE: D-10??? (7/25/2007 7:58:51 PM)

d-10  role playing Die? 




earthycouple -> RE: D-10??? (7/25/2007 8:24:06 PM)

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ORIGINAL: michaelOfGeorgia

ok, what is a D-10?


Um....we answered this already...a ten sided die....meaning that it is numbered 1 - 10 and is used for table top gaming.....keep up, michael.




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