LIFE AFTER 50
Q:Where can women over the age of 50 find young,sexy men who are interested with them?
A:......try a bookstore under fiction.
Q:What can a man do when his wife is going through menopause?
A:....keep busy.If you are handy with tools, you can finish the basement.When you are done, you have a place to live.
Q: How can you increase the heartbeat of yout husband?
A:....tell him your pregnant.
Q:How can you avoid spotting a wrinkle in your face every time you
walk by a mirrior?
A:...take off your glasses.
Q:Why should 50+ folks use valet parking?
A:...valets don`t forget where they park your car.
Q:I s it common for 50+ folks to have problems with short -term memory storage?
A:....storing memory is not a problem...retrieving it....is a problem.
Q:Where do 50+ folks looks for fashionable sunglasses?
A:....their forehead.
Q:Whats is the most remarks made by 50+ folks when shopping in an antique stores?
A:...."I remember this"
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