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Things Stressed Women Say at Work - 6/25/2005 11:06:44 PM

MadameDahlia

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1. Okay, okay! I take it back. Unfuck you.
2. You say I'm a bitch like it's a bad thing.
3. Well this day was a total waste of make up
4. Well, aren't we a damn ray of sunshine?
5. Don't bother me, I'm living happily ever after.
6. Do I look like a people person?
7. This isn't an office. It's hell with fluorescent lighting.
8. I started out with nothing and I still have most of it left.
9. Therapy is expensive. Popping bubble wrap is cheap. You choose.
10. Why don't you try practicing random acts of intelligence and senseless acts of self-control?
11. I'm not crazy. I've been in a very bad mood for 30 years.
12. Sarcasm is just one more service I offer.
13. Do they ever shut up on your planet?
14. I'm not your type. I'm not inflatable.
15. Stress is what you have when you wake up screaming and you realize you haven't gone to sleep yet.
16. Back off!! You're standing in my aura.
17. Don't worry, I forgot your name too.
18. I work 45 hours a week to be this poor.
19. Not all men are annoying. Some are dead.
20. Wait...I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.
21. Chaos, panic and disorder...my work here is done.
22. Ambivalent? Well, yes and no.
23. You look like shit. Is that the style now?
24. Earth is full. Go home.
25. Aw, did I step on your poor little itty bitty ego?
26. I'm not tense, just terribly, terribly alert.
27. A hard-on doesn't count as personal growth.
28. You are depriving some village of an idiot.
29. If assholes could fly, this place would be an airport.
30. Look in my eyes...do you see one ounce of gives-a-shit?

Some of these are repeats but there are a few new ones. My mum sent it to me!

< Message edited by MadameDahlia -- 6/25/2005 11:07:09 PM >

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RE: Things Stressed Women Say at Work - 6/26/2005 1:50:45 AM

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.. Thank you for sharing... M

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RE: Things Stressed Women Say at Work - 6/26/2005 1:40:10 PM

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You are quite welcome.

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RE: Things Stressed Women Say at Work - 6/27/2005 2:12:31 PM

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lol i loved this and i do believe i have said number 6 and number 11 frequently

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RE: Things Stressed Women Say at Work - 6/27/2005 2:33:26 PM

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I love this....

Thank you

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RE: Things Stressed Women Say at Work - 6/28/2005 11:45:01 AM

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I'm glad you've all found it amusing.

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RE: Things Stressed Women Say at Work - 6/28/2005 6:41:17 PM

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Number 14 just made me laugh. Ohh to be a bitter female... thanks for them they were wonderful

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RE: Things Stressed Women Say at Work - 6/28/2005 9:47:50 PM

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You're very welcome. -smiles-

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RE: Things Stressed Women Say at Work - 6/29/2005 5:56:01 PM

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Big fan of 10, 20, 28 and especially 29!

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RE: Things Stressed Women Say at Work - 6/29/2005 8:53:44 PM

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Is it bad that I've actually said 2, 4, 9, 26, and 29 in actual conversation?

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RE: Things Stressed Women Say at Work - 6/29/2005 11:03:18 PM

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For some reason thirty just rocks my world.

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RE: Things Stressed Women Say at Work - 7/12/2005 8:10:56 PM

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I think I can speak for lots of men when I say I would saw a few of these

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RE: Things Stressed Women Say at Work - 7/22/2005 6:33:42 PM

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(adding to the list)
31 Tell me again why this is relevant?
32 And you are?
33 Please stand by, my probation officer is on the line.
34 Stop babbling! You make baboons sound sentient.
35 Hand it over to me now. You are not responsible enough to be entrusted with
the photocopier key.
36 Why don't you go into the company bathroom and sing to yourself instead?
37 Why no, that was not an important client. You just insulted our one remaining
investor.
38 You came up the wrong elevator son. Big dumb-asses carrying packages
are sent directly to human resources as our next hires.
39 Hey, my computer crashed! Wanna go get smashed and gossip at the top of our
voices at the local watering hole?
40 Yeah, just think of what you are getting. All this glory (gestures around office)
recognition (laminated name tag), and a stock option in lieu of a salary until
we go to the IPO.

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