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sunshinehaze -> flirty bdsm oneliner suggestions (7/24/2007 7:47:29 AM)

Ok, we all know the regular type flirt words/phrases, and one-liners  e.g.
Hey sexy!
Whaaadddup!
I hope you know CPR, cuz you take my breath away...
In your dreams
etc etc

But I was wondering what folks, if they put their thinking caps on, could come up with re a bdsm/fetish theme.  The more humourous the better.

I thought of  'meet to the beat'.  Not very good. lol   Anybody have any ideas?





Faramir -> RE: flirty bdsm oneliner suggestions (7/24/2007 7:55:33 AM)

Hmmm, how about:

"Hey baby, I sure hope you have life insurance, because when I punch you in the stomach as part of consensual body-play you will most likely die instantly because we all know how fatal a punch to the abdomen is!"

Pretty hot'n'clever, huh?




imthatacheyouhav -> RE: flirty bdsm oneliner suggestions (7/24/2007 7:59:49 AM)

How about...."Scream here often?"    or....... "my dungeon or yours?"




beargonewild -> RE: flirty bdsm oneliner suggestions (7/24/2007 8:00:33 AM)

Hey Master, *wink wink*...why don't you come over and tie me up sometime!




earthycouple -> RE: flirty bdsm oneliner suggestions (7/24/2007 8:04:10 AM)

It will only hurt until you pass out




sambamanslilgirl -> RE: flirty bdsm oneliner suggestions (7/24/2007 8:10:08 AM)

how about these classics - can i be ur daddy?  or  Hello pretty, how are u doing today...hope u are doing great, well seeing u is a progress,getting to know u is a good luck to me,u accepting to talk with me is a grate joy in my life. (this is from an actual message from a CM member)




sunshinehaze -> RE: flirty bdsm oneliner suggestions (7/24/2007 8:20:25 AM)

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ORIGINAL: imthatacheyouhav

How about...."Scream here often?"    or....... "my dungeon or yours?"


'Scream here often'  LOL

Made me think of 'come here often?'




sunshinehaze -> RE: flirty bdsm oneliner suggestions (7/24/2007 8:22:05 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: beargonewild

Hey Master, *wink wink*...why don't you come over and tie me up sometime!

LOL  yes, the bondage angle must be ripe for harvesting similar great one-liners.




sunshinehaze -> RE: flirty bdsm oneliner suggestions (7/24/2007 8:24:33 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: earthycouple

It will only hurt until you pass out

[:D]






sunshinehaze -> RE: flirty bdsm oneliner suggestions (7/24/2007 8:26:30 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: sambamanslilgirl

how about these classics - can i be ur daddy?  or  Hello pretty, how are u doing today...hope u are doing great, well seeing u is a progress,getting to know u is a good luck to me,u accepting to talk with me is a grate joy in my life. (this is from an actual message from a CM member)

lol  i imagine he/she is still looking for a partner.




chiaThePet -> RE: flirty bdsm oneliner suggestions (7/24/2007 8:52:42 AM)

Is that a baton in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?.......oh shit!

You promise there's gonna be Whipped Topping for dessert?

This is going to hurt you more than it does me.

Awe come on, i won't bite.

i'm an ass kisser, no really, i'm an ass kisser.

chia* (the pet)

my Dominant went to the local BDSM convention and all i got was this lousy
chastity device.




sambamanslilgirl -> RE: flirty bdsm oneliner suggestions (7/24/2007 9:19:00 AM)

the first one was from a Dom in the UK and the second one was from a male submissive in Nigeria - and probably still looking.

oh i had the ever popular - do you read newspapers, lil girl  from a Dom in PA




sambamanslilgirl -> RE: flirty bdsm oneliner suggestions (7/24/2007 9:20:44 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: chiaThePet


my Dominant went to the local BDSM convention and all i got was this lousy
chastity device.

LOL -  i love that one!!




EEdwardGrey -> RE: flirty bdsm oneliner suggestions (7/24/2007 9:36:29 AM)

As an example:  If I meet a woman at a bar and I'm not sure of the purity of her vanillaness, under the right circumstances I'll say, "you're naughty and need a spanking."  Her reaction to that statement will usually tell me whether she likes it a bit kinky.




SexyRed -> RE: flirty bdsm oneliner suggestions (7/24/2007 9:40:57 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: EEdwardGrey

As an example:  If I meet a woman at a bar and I'm not sure of the purity of her vanillaness, under the right circumstances I'll say, "you're naughty and need a spanking."  Her reaction to that statement will usually tell me whether she likes it a bit kinky.


I agree, that one actually works very well. If someone says, my but you are pretty sassy, spirited or whatever, then I say, I know, I guess I have been a bad girl, huh? I probably need to be spanked.

I also talk about handcuffs, bondage in vanilla terms and see what they do.

The reaction tells me all I need to know.




GhitaAmati -> RE: flirty bdsm oneliner suggestions (7/24/2007 10:00:46 AM)

Forever my favorite line...and I use it all the time...

aw come on, its only kinky the first time




favesclava -> RE: flirty bdsm oneliner suggestions (7/24/2007 2:09:15 PM)

i've been a bad grl. send me to your room.




nyrisa -> RE: flirty bdsm oneliner suggestions (7/24/2007 2:10:28 PM)

"I walk on the ground you worship."

"Want to put on some rope and hang around my place for a while?"

"I can take your breath away."


"May all your showers be golden."




sunshinehaze -> RE: flirty bdsm oneliner suggestions (7/24/2007 2:25:55 PM)

"It was bound to happen"

"Unavailable, tied up right now" 




domiguy -> RE: flirty bdsm oneliner suggestions (7/24/2007 3:32:54 PM)

"Got scat?"




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