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sunshinehaze -> flirty bdsm oneliner suggestions (7/24/2007 7:47:29 AM)
Ok, we all know the regular type flirt words/phrases, and one-liners e.g. Hey sexy! Whaaadddup! I hope you know CPR, cuz you take my breath away... In your dreams etc etc But I was wondering what folks, if they put their thinking caps on, could come up with re a bdsm/fetish theme. The more humourous the better. I thought of 'meet to the beat'. Not very good. lol Anybody have any ideas?

Faramir -> RE: flirty bdsm oneliner suggestions (7/24/2007 7:55:33 AM)
Hmmm, how about: "Hey baby, I sure hope you have life insurance, because when I punch you in the stomach as part of consensual body-play you will most likely die instantly because we all know how fatal a punch to the abdomen is!" Pretty hot'n'clever, huh?

imthatacheyouhav -> RE: flirty bdsm oneliner suggestions (7/24/2007 7:59:49 AM)
How about...."Scream here often?" or....... "my dungeon or yours?"

beargonewild -> RE: flirty bdsm oneliner suggestions (7/24/2007 8:00:33 AM)
Hey Master, wink wink...why don't you come over and tie me up sometime!

earthycouple -> RE: flirty bdsm oneliner suggestions (7/24/2007 8:04:10 AM)
It will only hurt until you pass out

sambamanslilgirl -> RE: flirty bdsm oneliner suggestions (7/24/2007 8:10:08 AM)
how about these classics - can i be ur daddy? or Hello pretty, how are u doing today...hope u are doing great, well seeing u is a progress,getting to know u is a good luck to me,u accepting to talk with me is a grate joy in my life. (this is from an actual message from a CM member)

sunshinehaze -> RE: flirty bdsm oneliner suggestions (7/24/2007 8:20:25 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: imthatacheyouhav How about...."Scream here often?" or....... "my dungeon or yours?" 'Scream here often' LOL Made me think of 'come here often?'

sunshinehaze -> RE: flirty bdsm oneliner suggestions (7/24/2007 8:22:05 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: beargonewild Hey Master, wink wink...why don't you come over and tie me up sometime! LOL yes, the bondage angle must be ripe for harvesting similar great one-liners.

sunshinehaze -> RE: flirty bdsm oneliner suggestions (7/24/2007 8:24:33 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: earthycouple It will only hurt until you pass out [:D]

sunshinehaze -> RE: flirty bdsm oneliner suggestions (7/24/2007 8:26:30 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: sambamanslilgirl how about these classics - can i be ur daddy? or Hello pretty, how are u doing today...hope u are doing great, well seeing u is a progress,getting to know u is a good luck to me,u accepting to talk with me is a grate joy in my life. (this is from an actual message from a CM member) lol i imagine he/she is still looking for a partner.

chiaThePet -> RE: flirty bdsm oneliner suggestions (7/24/2007 8:52:42 AM)
Is that a baton in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?.......oh shit! You promise there's gonna be *Whipped Topping* for dessert? This is going to hurt you more than it does me. Awe come on, i won't bite. i'm an ass kisser, no really, i'm an ass kisser. chia* (the pet) my Dominant went to the local BDSM convention and all i got was this lousy chastity device.

sambamanslilgirl -> RE: flirty bdsm oneliner suggestions (7/24/2007 9:19:00 AM)
the first one was from a Dom in the UK and the second one was from a male submissive in Nigeria - and probably still looking. oh i had the ever popular - do you read newspapers, lil girl from a Dom in PA

sambamanslilgirl -> RE: flirty bdsm oneliner suggestions (7/24/2007 9:20:44 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: chiaThePet my Dominant went to the local BDSM convention and all i got was this lousy chastity device. LOL - i love that one!!

EEdwardGrey -> RE: flirty bdsm oneliner suggestions (7/24/2007 9:36:29 AM)
As an example: If I meet a woman at a bar and I'm not sure of the purity of her vanillaness, under the right circumstances I'll say, "you're naughty and need a spanking." Her reaction to that statement will usually tell me whether she likes it a bit kinky.

SexyRed -> RE: flirty bdsm oneliner suggestions (7/24/2007 9:40:57 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: EEdwardGrey As an example: If I meet a woman at a bar and I'm not sure of the purity of her vanillaness, under the right circumstances I'll say, "you're naughty and need a spanking." Her reaction to that statement will usually tell me whether she likes it a bit kinky. I agree, that one actually works very well. If someone says, my but you are pretty sassy, spirited or whatever, then I say, I know, I guess I have been a bad girl, huh? I probably need to be spanked. I also talk about handcuffs, bondage in vanilla terms and see what they do. The reaction tells me all I need to know.

GhitaAmati -> RE: flirty bdsm oneliner suggestions (7/24/2007 10:00:46 AM)
Forever my favorite line...and I use it all the time... aw come on, its only kinky the first time

favesclava -> RE: flirty bdsm oneliner suggestions (7/24/2007 2:09:15 PM)
i've been a bad grl. send me to your room.

nyrisa -> RE: flirty bdsm oneliner suggestions (7/24/2007 2:10:28 PM)
"I walk on the ground you worship." "Want to put on some rope and hang around my place for a while?" "I can take your breath away." "May all your showers be golden."

sunshinehaze -> RE: flirty bdsm oneliner suggestions (7/24/2007 2:25:55 PM)
"It was bound to happen" "Unavailable, tied up right now"

domiguy -> RE: flirty bdsm oneliner suggestions (7/24/2007 3:32:54 PM)
"Got scat?"

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