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RE: Tarisa needs some new toys !!!!! Can you help? - 7/26/2007 5:14:17 AM

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ever hear of those 'eggs' that work like a pager? what a way to 'reach out and "touch" someone'...lol

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RE: Tarisa needs some new toys !!!!! Can you help? - 7/26/2007 5:23:01 AM

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I have eggs...I used to be in love it the dual one. But I just want something different.. ya know ?

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RE: Tarisa needs some new toys !!!!! Can you help? - 7/26/2007 5:24:23 AM

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if a Mistress had one of those "pager eggs" would it be wrong for a sub to call the number and "beep" Her?

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RE: Tarisa needs some new toys !!!!! Can you help? - 7/26/2007 5:26:31 AM

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if she had one, it would probably be in you, so she would not allow you cell phone priviledges I think

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RE: Tarisa needs some new toys !!!!! Can you help? - 7/26/2007 5:32:02 AM

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lol.. that would be so wrong !

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RE: Tarisa needs some new toys !!!!! Can you help? - 7/26/2007 5:33:39 AM

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LOL

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RE: Tarisa needs some new toys !!!!! Can you help? - 7/26/2007 5:40:40 AM

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Last night I was lurking around the net looking at adult toy web sites.. Was curious when I saw a Sybian. One of my friends has that tucked away in a closet... But how do you explain to that chuckle head who happens to open that closet door ?

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RE: Tarisa needs some new toys !!!!! Can you help? - 7/26/2007 5:43:07 AM

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automatic shoe shiner that didn't work for shit, tore road rash into my patent leather pumps, that is why that piece of shit is sitting in the corner of the closet, but it was a present from my father so I cant get rid of the fucker

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RE: Tarisa needs some new toys !!!!! Can you help? - 7/26/2007 5:45:38 AM

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lol Ron

now that is funny...I wonder if mom will buy that ?

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RE: Tarisa needs some new toys !!!!! Can you help? - 7/26/2007 5:46:37 AM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: Tarisa

Last night I was lurking around the net looking at adult toy web sites.. Was curious when I saw a Sybian. One of my friends has that tucked away in a closet... But how do you explain to that chuckle head who happens to open that closet door ?

hmmm, good question, Ma'am

could say that it's a model of a new ride, rejected by 6-Flags and Disney...LOL

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RE: Tarisa needs some new toys !!!!! Can you help? - 7/26/2007 5:48:33 AM

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another good one lol

Kinda of like Ron's Idea... .And I can just hear my mom say...well why dont you wrap it up and regift it to someone else who likes to have their shoes shined..

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RE: Tarisa needs some new toys !!!!! Can you help? - 7/26/2007 5:49:02 AM

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HEHEHEHE

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RE: Tarisa needs some new toys !!!!! Can you help? - 7/26/2007 5:53:37 AM

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still laughing

could say I won it on a game show

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RE: Tarisa needs some new toys !!!!! Can you help? - 7/26/2007 5:55:57 AM

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LOL

"which curtain would you take, curtain #1, curtain #2 or curtain #3"

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RE: Tarisa needs some new toys !!!!! Can you help? - 7/26/2007 5:59:02 AM

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yes Michael..

tried to sell it on ebay and noone wanted it

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RE: Tarisa needs some new toys !!!!! Can you help? - 7/26/2007 6:00:11 AM

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how much were You asking for, Ma'am

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RE: Tarisa needs some new toys !!!!! Can you help? - 7/26/2007 6:00:19 AM

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after it is discovered first, some wisdom of yogi berra may apply here:

move it and hide it better.

there is the anecdote about billy martin and yogi berra and of course george steinbrenner.....

yogi leaves the club by dint of his firing.

billy comes in and in the center desk drawer are two envelopes.
one is marked ... open me first.
the other is marked... open me second.

The day comes when steinbrenner and martin have the row...

He opens the first envelope......

It says, 'Blame it on me'.........

another time, another place it becomes necessary to dive into the center drawer for wisdom.,

he opens; and reads-- 'Prepare two envelopes.........'

in your case, it will have to be more like:

The time has come, mom---the walrus said to talk of many things---

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RE: Tarisa needs some new toys !!!!! Can you help? - 7/26/2007 6:10:45 AM

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lol..god you make me smile

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RE: Tarisa needs some new toys !!!!! Can you help? - 7/26/2007 6:12:44 AM

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it is all up there between the ears, I am a professional mindphucker kids, don't try this at home.

What the mind can believe and conceive, the mind can achieve.
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RE: Tarisa needs some new toys !!!!! Can you help? - 7/26/2007 6:16:08 AM

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very wise,, and handsome

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