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Who could have guessed? - 7/25/2007 5:20:10 PM

angelspassion4u

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Who could have guessed?
Many will recall that on July 8, 1947, witnesses claimed that an
unidentified object with five aliens aboard crashed onto a sheep and
cattle ranch just outside Roswell, New Mexico.

This is a well-known incident that many say has long been covered up
by the U.S. Air Force and the federal government.

However, what you may NOT know is that in the month of March 1948,
exactly nine months later, George W. Bush, Dick Cheney, Donald
Rumsfeld, Bill O'Reilly, Rush Limbaugh, Condoleezza Rice, and Dan
Quayle were all born.

See what happens when aliens breed with sheep? This information may
clear up a lot of questions someone may have. hmmmm?

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RE: Who could have guessed? - 7/25/2007 11:46:27 PM

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OMFG... that has to be more then a coicidence.. dont it? yeah i know i spelled it wrong.. either tell me how to spell it or shut up.

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RE: Who could have guessed? - 7/26/2007 12:03:23 AM

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coincidence

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RE: Who could have guessed? - 7/26/2007 1:55:32 AM

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And everyone kept telling me that no one person could be thoroughly an idiot and an evil genius at the same time! I knew it was possible, I just didn't know how. Thank you, Angel, for that short tutorial on the dangers that occur when advanced species play with genetic engineering.

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RE: Who could have guessed? - 7/28/2007 2:17:29 PM

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It's actually not a coincidence. None of them were born in March. Just the same it's good for a chuckle.

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RE: Who could have guessed? - 7/28/2007 2:53:19 PM

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MadameDahlia: that just goes to show how fiendish the aliens were. 9months delay for all would give the game away. So spread the births out a bit.
Confused you didnt they?

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RE: Who could have guessed? - 7/29/2007 3:30:33 PM

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How old is Gordon Brown? He's not from this planet either.

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RE: Who could have guessed? - 7/30/2007 3:01:26 AM

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Ah, obviously a chap who's never been north of the border

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RE: Who could have guessed? - 8/16/2007 8:16:49 PM

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Hmm but but...I've always assumed there was INTELLEGENT life out there? Damn..well then again maybe we don't have to fear from Alien Invasions if they can't drive, mate with sheep and produce that kinda offspring huh!?

Ya'll have a good one

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RE: Who could have guessed? - 8/17/2007 9:15:41 PM

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That explains soooooooooooo much.

How many days til the election???

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RE: Who could have guessed? - 8/19/2007 9:57:06 AM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: leatherpet32

Hmm but but...I've always assumed there was INTELLEGENT life out there? Damn..well then again maybe we don't have to fear from Alien Invasions if they can't drive, mate with sheep and produce that kinda offspring huh!?

Ya'll have a good one

There is, they just don't come here.... they seem to be using us as an exile location.