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kittinSol -> RE: US cat predicts patient deaths. (7/26/2007 9:11:44 AM)

Fowl critters? Oh, domiguy, how could you? If you're allergic, pop a Clarityn, they're not drowse-inducing. Come on: be a domdom.



domiguy -> RE: US cat predicts patient deaths. (7/26/2007 9:15:04 AM)

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ORIGINAL: kittinSol

Why does something tell me you'd do it with relish? Whereas Oscar, well... that's a different kettle of fish altogether... Oscar does it purely for philanthropical reasons.


Bullshit!!!...Oscar has been trained by the security guard who works the night shift....The moment that Oscar curls up next to Mrs. McAndrews is the moment he knows it's time to remove her watch and fillings.
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kittinSol
If you popped your head around to announce my death, I'd probably get a second lease of life.


Not likely....But I do think your family might be a little disturbed that you corpse was found sporting a leash and nipple clamps.



kittinSol -> RE: US cat predicts patient deaths. (7/26/2007 9:17:22 AM)

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ORIGINAL: domiguy

Bullshit!

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Not likely....But I do think your family might be a little disturbed that you corpse was found sporting a leash and nipple clamps.


What are you calling moopooh?

Besides,  haven't you heard you're supposed to clean up after you've had fun? You slob!



LdyScarletDomina -> RE: US cat predicts patient deaths. (7/26/2007 9:30:48 AM)

Domiguy!!!!   Super glued electrical tape to my nipples.  Oh, you know better than to talk pornagraphically to me!!!!!!  Turning me on gets my sadistic nature in full force.  Revenge?  I'll have to glue a mouse to your balls while you sleep - its a combination kitty toy and CBT

Let the fun begin.

Lady Scarlet



Jhin -> RE: US cat predicts patient deaths. (7/26/2007 9:33:12 AM)

That's kinda weird considering cats eat you when you die...



domiguy -> RE: US cat predicts patient deaths. (7/26/2007 9:50:05 AM)

Jhin....This is exactly why you have so quickly displaced kitn and "cat"lyn in my heart.....Cats eat people....They are horrible flesh eating monsters....You are going to be a star on CM....Now about those tit shots?



LdyScarletDomina -> RE: US cat predicts patient deaths. (7/26/2007 9:52:28 AM)

My cats are welcome to feast on my flesh when I croak.  Its much better to be returned to the natural order than to be buried in a cement box filled with embalming fluid so that 200 years from now the aliens (who will be bipedal cat people) can dig me up and stick me in a museum.



Jhin -> RE: US cat predicts patient deaths. (7/26/2007 10:03:04 AM)

You'll get them as soon as pigs fly

worng copy and paste button *shakes head*



pahunkboy -> RE: US cat predicts patient deaths. (7/26/2007 12:38:54 PM)

likely - it is due to an odor the body would produce. when we die- all bodily fluids void. scientists- claim some forms of cancer can be detected per a persons breath.

the irony- is that often a person whom is about to die will "perk up" and "look good".  then they expire.

i sleep in what i call the pine room. it has real pine panelling. in essence this room is a gaint coffin.



Estring -> RE: US cat predicts patient deaths. (7/26/2007 12:49:49 PM)

I thought I remember reading somewhere that there is evidence that dogs can smell cancer in people. I think that there is some experiments going on to see if they can be used to screen people for cancer. Anyone else hear of this? 



Aswad -> RE: US cat predicts patient deaths. (7/26/2007 1:30:44 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Estring

I thought I remember reading somewhere that there is evidence that dogs can smell cancer in people. I think that there is some experiments going on to see if they can be used to screen people for cancer. Anyone else hear of this? 


Nope, but nephandi's mother claims people with cancer have a certain smell that she can't quite describe. Every time she has told someone to seek out a doctor for that so far, she's been right about it, AFAIK.



DomKen -> RE: US cat predicts patient deaths. (7/26/2007 2:54:29 PM)

I saw that on Nova I think. Dogs can detect some change in body odor caused by some cancers. Furthermore dogs can be trained to signal when they detect someone with, IIRC, bladder cancer. Again IIRC one of the dogs kept signally on one of the researchers but was otherwise right on with detecting cancer. At some point it finally dawned on the guy that maybe a trip to the doc was a good idea.



kittinSol -> RE: US cat predicts patient deaths. (7/26/2007 2:55:51 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Aswad

Nope, but nephandi's mother claims people with cancer have a certain smell that she can't quite describe. Every time she has told someone to seek out a doctor for that so far, she's been right about it, AFAIK.



Is nephandi's mother a cat [sm=meh.gif]  ? That would explain it.

Then again... it's a physical impossibility.

Or... is it?!



Aswad -> RE: US cat predicts patient deaths. (7/26/2007 6:36:49 PM)

Nah, I don't think she's a cat. [:D]
If she is, she's hiding it well.

But oddities do pop up sometimes, like tetrachromats.



SeeksOnlyOne -> RE: US cat predicts patient deaths. (7/26/2007 6:39:09 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Estring

I thought I remember reading somewhere that there is evidence that dogs can smell cancer in people. I think that there is some experiments going on to see if they can be used to screen people for cancer. Anyone else hear of this? 


yes, and they can also be trained to sense seizures and sugar levels in diabetics.....plus theyre just so damn cute



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