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They Walk Among us - 7/26/2007 7:33:44 AM

LotusSong

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They walk among us.....................

I was at the checkout of a K-Mart. The clerk rang up $46.64 charge. I gave
her a fifty dollar bill. She gave me back $46.64. I gave it back to her and
told her that she had made a mistake in MY favor and gave her the money
back. She became indignant and informed me she was educated and knew what
she was doing, and returned the money again. I gave her the money back
again...same scenario! I departed the store with the $46.64.

................They Walk Among Us and Many Works Retail.

I walked into a Mickey D's with a buy-one-get-one-free coupon for a
sandwich. I handed it to the girl and she looked over at a little
chalkboard that said "buy one-get one free." "They're already
buy-one-get-one-free", she said, "so I guess they're both free" She handed
me my free sandwiches and I walked out the door.

................They Walk Among Us and Many Works Retail.

One day I was walking down the beach with some friends when one of them
shouted, "Look at that dead bird!" Someone looked up at the sky and said,
"Where?"

................They Walk Among Us!

While looking at a house, my brother asked the real estate agent which
direction was north because, he explained, he didn't want the sun waking
him up every morning. She asked, "Does the sun rise in the north?" When my
brother explained that the sun rises in the east, and has for sometime, she
shook her head and said, "Oh I don't keep up with that stuff."

................They Walk Among Us !!

I used to work in technical support for a 24/7 call center. One day I got a
call from an individual who asked what hours the call center was open. I
told him, "The number you dialed is open 24 hours a day, 7 days a week." He
responded, "Is that Eastern or Pacific time?" Wanting to end the call
quickly, I said, "Uh, Pacific."

................They Walk Among Us!

My sister has a lifesaving tool in her car designed to cut through a seat
belt if she gets trapped. She keeps it in the trunk.

................They Walk Among Us!

My friends and I were on a beer run and noticed that the cases were
discounted 10%. Since it was a big party, we bought 2 cases. The cashier
multiplied 2 times 10% and gave us a 20% discount.

................They Walk Among Us!

I couldn't find my luggage at the airport baggage area, so I went to the
lost luggage office and told the woman there that my bags never showed up.
She smiled and told me not to worry because she was a trained professional
and I was in good hands. "Now," she asked me, has your plane arrived yet?"

................They Walk Among Us!

While working at a pizza parlor I observed a man ordering a small pizza to
go. He appeared to be alone and the cook asked him if he would like it cut
into 4 pieces or 6. He thought about it for some time before responding.
"Just cut it into 4 pieces; I don't think I'm hungry enough to eat 6
pieces."

................Yep, They Walk Among Us!

They Walk Among Us, AND they reproduce, and WORST OF
ALL..........THEY VOTE

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RE: They Walk Among us - 7/26/2007 7:40:12 AM

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LMAO and you dont even live in PA, this sort of thing has happened a lot, try to be polite and hand the cashier her money, and they get pissed off you noticed they made a mistake...and rant at you not to tell them how to do their job... This I supposed is the product of public education.

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RE: They Walk Among us - 7/26/2007 8:03:13 AM

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Even worse, they not only walk among us and vote, some run for office and get elected.

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RE: They Walk Among us - 7/26/2007 11:33:21 AM

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And reproduce :( **Note** Not for circumstances where the person just didn't think about what they were saying. How many times has that happened to each of us?

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RE: They Walk Among us - 7/26/2007 1:04:08 PM

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And they drive too!

Back in my cab driving days there was a week when the lotto went really high and everybody had lotto fever (except those of us who recognize a stupidity tax when we see one). One co-worker decided to up his chances of winning by purchasing one hundred tickets. He chose the same numbers for all of them (stupidity tax indeed).

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RE: They Walk Among us - 7/26/2007 1:10:33 PM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: Marc2b

One co-worker decided to up his chances of winning by purchasing one hundred tickets. He chose the same numbers for all of them (stupidity tax indeed).

We laugh, but had that number hit, and someone else also had it, he would have won 100 shares of the 102 or 103 total. So, he would have only had to share a small amount with the other winner..

I'd have taken that chance and got 100 different numbers myself.

Most of the time, the lotto only pays 50% out, so your odds are far better in Las Vegas (or even online)

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RE: They Walk Among us - 7/26/2007 4:02:44 PM

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Very funny!

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RE: They Walk Among us - 7/26/2007 7:27:13 PM

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A friend of mine went to McDonald's and asked for the Chicken McNuggets. The guy behind the register asked if she wanted three, six, nine or twelve. My friend asked for "a half dozen". He stared blankly at her for a long while and finally said, "We don't have that." She looked as though she were going to pop for a moment and then smiled a rather pinched smile before saying, "Well, how about six then?"

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RE: They Walk Among us - 7/26/2007 8:14:44 PM

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We laugh, but had that number hit, and someone else also had it, he would have won 100 shares of the 102 or 103 total. So, he would have only had to share a small amount with the other winner..

Godd point, but I assure you this dim-bulb would not have thought of that.

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RE: They Walk Among us - 7/27/2007 7:21:59 AM

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wow :) loved the seatbelt one

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RE: They Walk Among us - 7/27/2007 6:55:21 PM

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omg.. its sad but some of thoes r very .. very true... *has a moment of silence for all the dead brain cells*

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