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Non 'PC' Daughter - 7/26/2007 9:46:47 AM

Mercnbeth

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A father watched his young daughter playing in the garden. He smiled as he reflected on how sweet and pure his little girl was. He thought about her seeing the wonders of nature through such innocent eyes. Suddenly she just stopped and stared at the ground.

He went over to her to see what work of God had captured her attention. He noticed she was looking at two spiders mating.

"Daddy, what are those two spiders doing?" she asked. "They're mating," her father replied.

"What do you call the spider on top?" she asked. "Daddy Longlegs" the father replied.

"So, the other one is a Mommy Longlegs?" the little girl asked.

As his heart soared with the joy of such a cute and innocent question, He replied "No dear. Both of them are Daddy Longlegs."

The little girl, looking a little puzzled, thought for a moment, then, raised her foot and stomped them flat

and said, "Well, we're not having any of that Brokeback-Mountain shit in our garden."

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RE: Non 'PC' Daughter - 7/26/2007 10:18:23 AM

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RE: Non 'PC' Daughter - 7/26/2007 11:29:24 AM

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*yet again snorts pop out of her nose.* Damnit!!

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RE: Non 'PC' Daughter - 7/26/2007 3:24:44 PM

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Holy crap thats funny!

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RE: Non 'PC' Daughter - 7/26/2007 4:21:13 PM

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satan was about 4 years old, and we were waiting in line to take a cave tour. there were two VERY large walking-stick bugs, doin the insect mambo. (we're talkin about 8 inches of bug)

she asked me what they were doing, and i calmly asked "well....what does it LOOK like?" she thought a minute, and said "they're being very good friends."

yes, baby, they are.

kitten, who loves the satan stories....

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RE: Non 'PC' Daughter - 7/27/2007 8:36:02 AM

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ORIGINAL: LadyLynx

*yet again snorts pop out of her nose.* Damnit!!

Some folks seem to never learn, we warn people and warn people not to eat or drink while reading here but...

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RE: Non 'PC' Daughter - 7/27/2007 9:33:04 AM

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"Driving past a neaghboring farm, on the way home from a family outing one evening, 4yr old junior happened to see a bull and a heffer making a calf, and asked dad what the bull was doing.... father answered, "he is servicing her son so that a calf can be born" junior just nodded and the question was forgotten. Two days later, junior wakes up in the middle of the night and wanting a drink goes to ask for one but stops at his parents door then walks quietly back to his room. The next morning, mother mentiones at breakfast that she has to go to the garage to get serviced, speaking of her car, the father nods, and asks her to make sure and get a recept. Junior looks slowly from mom to dad, then lays his fork down by his plate, and askes a bit puzzled.... "didnt dad do it right lastnight mom?.. I heard you telling him yes a lot when I came to ask you for a drink" ..... exerpt from old Art Linkletter book, Kids say the darndest things..

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