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HypnoticDan -> Morning Sex (7/26/2007 10:42:37 PM)

Brian woke up one morning immensely aroused, so he turned over to his wife's side of the bed. His wife, Lisa, had already awakened though, and she was downstairs preparing breakfast in the kitchen.

Afraid that he might spoil things by getting up, Brian called his little boy into the room and asked him to "take this note to your beautiful Mommy".

The note read:

The Tent Pole Is Up,
The Canvas Is Spread,
Hell With Breakfast,
Come Back To Bed.

Lisa, grinning, answered the note and then asked her son To take this to your silly Daddy."

The note read:

Take The Tent Pole Down,
Put The Canvas Away,
The Monkey Had A Hemorrhage,
No Circus Today.

Brian read the note and quickly scribbled a reply. Then, He asked his son to take it back to "the lady in the kitchen."

The note read:

The Tent Pole's Still Up,
And The Canvas Still Spread,
So Drop What You're Doing,
And Come Give Me Some Head.

Laughing, Lisa answered the note and then asked her son To "take this to the poor dude upstairs."

The note read:

I'm Sure That Your Pole's
The Best In The Land.
But I'm Busy Right Now,
So Do It By Hand!




michaelOfGeorgia -> RE: Morning Sex (7/26/2007 10:45:21 PM)

OMG




LadyDarkDragon -> RE: Morning Sex (7/27/2007 10:06:45 AM)

lolol I like the way that lady thinks..




bliss1 -> RE: Morning Sex (7/27/2007 11:03:56 AM)

That is great!




angelspassion4u -> RE: Morning Sex (7/27/2007 2:50:46 PM)

Too funny  lol




Hanable -> RE: Morning Sex (7/27/2007 7:03:28 PM)

i need to remember that.... very cool... thnx for the laugh

H >:)




TopinPa -> RE: Morning Sex (7/27/2007 7:12:47 PM)

The man should have sent one last note to this wife saying:
Get up here now and sit on this pole or the circus will be leaving town!




HypnoticDan -> RE: Morning Sex (7/28/2007 10:18:04 AM)

TopinPa -

Something like,

The pole is raised,
you better come get it.
If you don't I will spank you
until you regret it.




MadameDahlia -> RE: Morning Sex (7/28/2007 2:10:45 PM)

Hopefully the playful banter would continue so that he doesn't get this next verse:

Your pole does not satisfy.
I want a divorce.
But your younger brother
is hung like a horse.




DrkJourney -> RE: Morning Sex (7/28/2007 2:17:09 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: MadameDahlia

Hopefully the playful banter would continue so that he doesn't get this next verse:

Your pole does not satisfy.
I want a divorce.
But your younger brother
is hung like a horse.



[sm=biggrin.gif]




thelunabird -> RE: Morning Sex (7/30/2007 9:34:43 PM)

[sm=biggrin.gif]I need to remember this...


luna(tic?)




DawnFire -> RE: Morning Sex (7/31/2007 12:45:52 AM)

Oh Goddess, that's great.




nonu -> RE: Morning Sex (8/3/2007 5:05:04 PM)

Clever!

But jokes apart, have some mercy on the poor kid who's running up and down the stairs the first thing in the morning!

LOL...witty!




leatherpet32 -> RE: Morning Sex (8/16/2007 8:11:48 PM)


  Cracked up reading that "extra" verse, very good one!

Ya'll have a good one




MadameDahlia -> RE: Morning Sex (8/17/2007 2:55:15 AM)

Many thanks. [:D]




HypnoticDan -> RE: Morning Sex (8/17/2007 10:55:29 AM)

I know for a fact
the horse isn't willing
now take of your knickers
and come get your filling




HypnoticDan -> RE: Morning Sex (8/17/2007 10:56:54 AM)

You wan't a divorce,
with me that's just fine
your mother and sister
are waiting in line.




favesclava -> RE: Morning Sex (8/17/2007 2:44:03 PM)

how dirty! i love all the verses




HypnoticDan -> RE: Morning Sex (8/17/2007 2:56:24 PM)

I keep checking back to see if MadameDahlia will write another. Perhaps someone else will continue our entertaining reparte?




MadameDahlia -> RE: Morning Sex (8/17/2007 4:40:54 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: HypnoticDan

I know for a fact
the horse isn't willing
now take of your knickers
and come get your filling


Your filling tastes foul
Who have you been doing?
If it's that twat of a secretary
you know I'll be suing.

quote:

ORIGINAL: HypnoticDan

You wan't a divorce,
with me that's just fine
your mother and sister
are waiting in line.


My mother and sister
in case it was not clear
are both out of their minds
and you can take them both dear.




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