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LadyDarkDragon -> a wonderfuly twisted fairy tale (7/27/2007 7:58:38 PM)
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This is My kind of fairy tale.......
This is the fairy tale that should have been read to us females when we were little:
{and please know this is mostly for us Dommes guys..lolol.. so read it with a sense of humor..}
Once upon a time in a land far away,
a beautiful, independent, self-assured princess
happened upon a frog as she sat contemplating ecological issues on the shores of an unpolluted pond in a verdant meadow near her castle.
The frog hopped into the princess' lap
and said: " Elegant Lady,
I was once a handsome prince, until an evil witch cast a spell upon me.
One kiss from you, however, and I will turn back into the dapper, young prince that I am and then, my sweet, we can marry and set up housekeeping in your castle
with my mother,
where you can prepare my meals, clean my clothes, bear my children, and forever feel grateful and happy doing so. "
That night,
as the princess dined sumptuously
on lightly sauteed frog legs
seasoned in a white wine
and onion cream sauce
she chuckled and thought to herself:
.......I don't freakin think so.
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