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Hilbilly vascetomy - 7/28/2007 7:29:28 AM   
Nexo


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After their 11th child, an Alabama couple decided that was enough, as they could not afford a larger bed.

So the husband went to his veterinarian and told him that he and his cousin didn't want to have any more children.

The doctor told him that there was a procedure called a vasectomy that could fix the problem but that it was expensive. "A less costly alternative," said the doctor, "is to go home, get a cherry bomb, (fireworks are legal in Alabama) light it, put it in a beer can, then hold the can up to your ear and count to 10."

The Alabamian said to the doctor, "I may not be the sharpest tool in the shed, but I don't see how putting a cherry bomb in a beer can next to my ear is going to help me."

"Trust me," said the doctor.

So the man went home, lit a cherry bomb and put it in a beer can. He held the can up to his ear and began to count!

"1"

"2"

"3"

"4"

"5"

(you'll love this...)

At which point he paused, placed the beer can between his legs and continued counting on his other hand.

This procedure also works in Georgia, Tennessee, South Carolina, North Carolina, Kentucky, Louisiana, Arkansas, Mississippi, Missouri, Florida, West Virginia and Washington DC.
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RE: Hilbilly vascetomy - 7/28/2007 7:30:49 AM   
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That's old.  My sister told me that one last night in bed..........

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RE: Hilbilly vascetomy - 7/28/2007 8:49:43 AM   
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See, your profile says toronto... But your lifestyle says kentuky

I tell this one about my home town in England. I love the place though, but think it should be reclassified as a panda sanctury.
Honestly. Put a female panda in a bedsit in watford, and within a year, it'll be pushing round a double buggy, kids by different fathers.
They've already got the black eyes

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RE: Hilbilly vascetomy - 7/28/2007 2:01:48 PM   
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Hahahahhahah Rubber Witch, Im from Watford too, doesnt sound like things have changed much, altho I hear they are still doing the vasectomy thing with 2 bricks (mind yer fingers)
Watford, a lovely place to come from....not necessarily to go to.
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RE: Hilbilly vascetomy - 7/28/2007 4:16:22 PM   
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To Lucy...
Two blokes sitting outside Kudos
one says "Is there a B&Q in Watford."
The other thinks for a moment, and responds....
"not sure, but I know there's an H in South Oxhey"


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RE: Hilbilly vascetomy - 7/28/2007 7:19:58 PM   
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LMAO....reminds me that watford isnt so bad, lol
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RE: Hilbilly vascetomy - 7/29/2007 4:06:25 PM   
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That one works best as a visual, but you pulled it off well.
Joseff

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