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Did you know our so called slave enlightened me this mo... - 7/29/2007 1:08:02 AM   
wewantaslave


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Status: offline 		From the laptop of Mistress! I would love to here what your so called slaves have done for you lately!

I learned from observing her that cats dont like bondage with beatings!

It is possible for small baby animals to get set out as live bait and live thru it!

Slaves are good at pretending to be the owner to gain information used to their own advantage.

Female slaves can take what ever they want from Mistress as long as it can convince Master its ok.

A slave ...

can break a septic system at will.  

be allergic to everything you love.

become deathly ill by will.

always has a worse childhood than anyone else in the world, including other slaves.

can have over a year of gor and slave training and still have no idea how to do anything like cook, do laundry, sweep a floor, mop a floor, say please or thank you, hang a shirt, or wipe off a counter.

can be so effeciant that you will no longer wear socks, use sheets or blankets, use dishes, or walk on your floors. This would make their job so much easier!

makes this Mistress so livid I end up posting this huge what the heck post!
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RE: Did you know our so called slave enlightened me thi... - 7/29/2007 2:29:09 AM   
earthycouple


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Status: offline 		is this supposed to make sense?  Maybe because I've only had about 15 hours sleep in the last 5 days I'm simply not getting it? 

Translator?  Where is the madwoman to English translator when you need him?

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RE: Did you know our so called slave enlightened me thi... - 7/29/2007 2:44:14 AM   
Stephann


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Seeing as I know the slave in question, and a lot more of the background of the situation than you're willing to share, all I have to say is...

If this message board is the only place and way you can vent, you'd do well to take a good look in the mirror and ask what the hell is wrong.

You were part and parcel of the choice to have the slave come.  You accepted the slave based on what you saw and knew of her in her initial visit. You chose to have the girl in your house.  If I buy an alligator, I bear the responsibility for it eating my cat or destroying my curtains.  Blaming the slave for your bad judgement is pretty piss poor ownership.  How about fessing up and taking some responsibility for the situation?

Stephan


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RE: Did you know our so called slave enlightened me thi... - 7/29/2007 2:54:10 AM   
wandersalone


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quote:

ORIGINAL: earthycouple
Translator?  Where is the madwoman to English translator when you need him?


I think we need one of those magical translators for most of the threads

Sorry I can't offer advice and probably shouldn't even be commenting since not I didn't understand the OP.  Damn me and my obsessive need to type!

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RE: Did you know our so called slave enlightened me thi... - 7/29/2007 3:15:13 AM   
HCWT1


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Status: offline 		Well an't life a bitch,Rome wasn't built in a day.

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RE: Did you know our so called slave enlightened me thi... - 7/29/2007 4:09:41 AM   
MHOO314


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Status: offline 		..reaches for a martini, puts Her feet up, sits back and watches---(hmmm  must be a full moon again)

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RE: Did you know our so called slave enlightened me thi... - 7/29/2007 4:37:54 AM   
nick2020


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Status: offline 		What was that all about???  Am i missing something????

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RE: Did you know our so called slave enlightened me thi... - 7/29/2007 4:46:21 AM   
came4U


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From: London, Ontario
Status: offline 		omg Stephann...lol

did you hear also about the pet aligator that some guys took to a Petsmart? lol

wooops, they in trouble ahhahaha

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RE: Did you know our so called slave enlightened me thi... - 7/29/2007 4:46:59 AM   
MsSonnetMarwood


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ORIGINAL: MHOO314

..reaches for a martini, puts Her feet up, sits back and watches---(hmmm  must be a full moon again)


*clicks glasses*

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RE: Did you know our so called slave enlightened me thi... - 7/29/2007 5:11:05 AM   
earthycouple


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Status: offline 		Did you know my slave enlightened me?

He loved me
He cherished me
He obeyed me
He gave of himself unconditionally
He brought smiles to my lips
He brought tears to my eyes
He cleaned
He ran errands
He contributed financially
He got in there and was a part of the family
He listened when I need an ear
He kept his mouth shut when I only wanted to vent and didn't need answers
He willingly gave of his body for my pleasures...be they sadistic or soft
He laughed
He attended to my every want
He went above and beyond my expectations each and every day
He stayed true to himself
He never floundered in his submission
He never lied
He never concealed himself
He never lashed out
He never gave up
He never undermined
He always showed respect
He learned and grew
He worked day and night when needed
He loved my family as his own
He gave everything to see me happy


So listen OP....for you to bundle all subs and slaves together as impetulant, horrible people only out to take from their "so called dominants" is ludacrous and foolish.  I feel for those in your charge.




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RE: Did you know our so called slave enlightened me thi... - 7/29/2007 5:19:48 AM   
kishasub


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Status: offline 		 I always enjoy reading your post, your reply to the "Domme" was great

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RE: Did you know our so called slave enlightened me thi... - 7/29/2007 5:21:16 AM   
earthycouple


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ORIGINAL: kishasub

 I always enjoy reading your post, your reply to the "Domme" was great


Thank you kindly.

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RE: Did you know our so called slave enlightened me thi... - 7/29/2007 5:43:20 AM   
kishasub


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Status: offline 		You are most welcome :)

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RE: Did you know our so called slave enlightened me thi... - 7/29/2007 6:36:55 AM   
adoracat


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ORIGINAL: MHOO314

..reaches for a martini, puts Her feet up, sits back and watches---(hmmm  must be a full moon again)


yep, you are absolutely correct...

kitten, who stood out in the backyard and watched it last night

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RE: Did you know our so called slave enlightened me thi... - 7/29/2007 6:41:02 AM   
LaTigresse


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Status: offline 		Ahhhhhhhaaaaaaa, do we have another idiot dom/me blaming the ignorant sub/slave for their own stupidity?

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RE: Did you know our so called slave enlightened me thi... - 7/29/2007 6:46:13 AM   
imthatacheyouhav


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ORIGINAL: nick2020

What was that all about???  Am i missing something????

Ditto...


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RE: Did you know our so called slave enlightened me thi... - 7/29/2007 6:47:05 AM   
slaveluci


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From: Little Rock, AR
Status: offline 		LaTigresse,
Not a hijack, just an aside.  Your new hairstyle is great.  Makes you appear even more strikingly beautiful.  Ok....just had to tell you how flattering it is......back to the thread........luci

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RE: Did you know our so called slave enlightened me thi... - 7/29/2007 6:50:18 AM   
MHOO314


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Status: offline 		Yep I have to agree LaTigresse, the new pic is MARVY!

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RE: Did you know our so called slave enlightened me thi... - 7/29/2007 6:50:57 AM   
imthatacheyouhav


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quote:

ORIGINAL: earthycouple

Did you know my slave enlightened me?

He loved me
He cherished me
He obeyed me
He gave of himself unconditionally
He brought smiles to my lips
He brought tears to my eyes
He cleaned
He ran errands
He contributed financially
He got in there and was a part of the family
He listened when I need an ear
He kept his mouth shut when I only wanted to vent and didn't need answers
He willingly gave of his body for my pleasures...be they sadistic or soft
He laughed
He attended to my every want
He went above and beyond my expectations each and every day
He stayed true to himself
He never floundered in his submission
He never lied
He never concealed himself
He never lashed out
He never gave up
He never undermined
He always showed respect
He learned and grew
He worked day and night when needed
He loved my family as his own
He gave everything to see me happy


So listen OP....for you to bundle all subs and slaves together as impetulant, horrible people only out to take from their "so called dominants" is ludacrous and foolish.  I feel for those in your charge.




Hey Donna...i AGREE with you here...just use caution.....i made a post once where i said "I pity those that hook up with you" and i got a warning and that post was removed...i LOVE reading what you say...just wanted to spare you some grief if i can.


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RE: Did you know our so called slave enlightened me thi... - 7/29/2007 6:54:48 AM   
earthycouple


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Status: offline 		damn and I can't edit it out now...and I can never recreate those words I said....hum.

oh well....thanks for the forwarn.....

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