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Top 25 Country-Western Songs - 6/28/2005 2:27:41 PM   
Mercnbeth


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Top 25 Country-Western Songs


25. Get Your Tongue Outta My Mouth 'Cause I'm Kissing You Goodbye.

24. Her Teeth Was Stained, But Her Heart Was Pure.

23. How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away?

22. I Don't Know Whether To Kill Myself or Go Bowling.

21. I Bought A Car From The Guy Who Stole My Girl, But It Don't Run So We're Even.

20. I Keep Forgettin' I Forgot About You.

19. I Liked You Better Before I Knew You So Well.

18. I Still Miss You, Baby, But My Aim's Gettin' Better.

17. I Wouldn't Take Her To A Dog Fight, Cause I'm Afraid She'd Win.

16. I'll Marry You Tomorrow But Let's Honeymoon Tonight.

15. I'm So Miserable Without You, It's Like Having You Here.

14. I've Got Tears In My Ears From Lyin' On My Back And Cryin' Over You.

13. (For fans of Watersport) If I Can't Be Number One In Your Life, Then Number Two On You.

12. If I Had Shot You When I Wanted To, I'd Be Out By Now.

11. Mama Get A Hammer (There's A Fly On Papa's Head).

10. My Head Hurts, My Feet Stink, And I Don't Love You.

9. My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend, And I Sure Do Miss Him.

8. Please Bypass This Heart.

7. She Got The Ring And I Got The Finger.

6. You Done Tore Out My Heart And Stomped That Sucker Flat.

5. You're The Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly.

4. If The Phone Don't Ring, You'll Know It's Me.

3. She's Actin' Single and I'm Drinkin' Doubles.

2. She's Lookin' Better After Every Beer.

And the No. 1 country song is:

1. I Haven't Gone To Bed With Any Ugly Women, But I've Sure Woke Up With A Few.
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RE: Top 25 Country-Western Songs - 6/28/2005 4:15:35 PM   
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Now, as funny as that is, http://www.countrysongtitles.com/ is better because the songs are real. And I listen to country, so I can say that I know a good few of the songs named on that site.

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RE: Top 25 Country-Western Songs - 6/29/2005 11:44:29 AM   
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ORIGINAL: Mercnbeth
Top 25 Country-Western Songs
25. Get Your Tongue Outta My Mouth 'Cause I'm Kissing You Goodbye.

4. If The Phone Don't Ring, You'll Know It's Me.

Merc, The above two tittles I have seen before in funny books I read by Cynthia Heimel, and thought they were hilarious.. M

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