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earthycouple -> One favorite single sentence (7/30/2007 12:34:43 PM)

I love to chat with the masses just to hear what stupid things they'll say next.  I probably have a favorite single sentence each and every day.  Today this one made me decide to post it for everyone to enjoy....

"i will say the thought of being Your property has made me increasingly stiff" (authorn known but not disclosed to protect the stupid)

So I wonder....just how stiff can one stiff get if a stiffy could get stiffer? 

Does thinking of being *ahem* my property for ten minutes cause a semi?  Ok well what happens after an hour of thinking this?  An "I have a tough time pissing erection"? Ok....and after a day, oh gods that be help this boy, a day of thinking of my most perfect domliness....what will happen to this poor unfortunate boy?  Can he even wear his tighty whiteys if his stiffening is compounding by leaps and bounds?  Surely by now he's seeing a specialist for this problem, no?

I'm not the only lucky gal or guy getting these...share your favorite today!



MistressCass -> RE: One favorite single sentence (7/30/2007 2:37:42 PM)

Today's favorite is "I will regret it for every , my love" .....from someone who I met ONCE, told to contact me after he thought about what I said and never heard from again, until today, a MONTH later.[&:]



petdave -> RE: One favorite single sentence (7/30/2007 4:38:13 PM)

Hm. One of these days i'll have to wander into "Ask a Master" and see if there are ever any posts there making fun of the messages they get from women (misfortune-prone third worlders notwithstanding)

i'd say my favorite is "Fuck you and the horse you rode in on". It's an interesting paradox- the horse reference is anachronistic (since it's not specified as an "iron horse"), yet the language thoroughly modern.  And of course, there's the whisper of promise implied! w00t!



cuffnspankme -> RE: One favorite single sentence (7/30/2007 5:14:01 PM)

My favorite is one that I got in an e-mail on here today "would you love to tie tight?????" Gotta love the one liners.



thornhappy -> RE: One favorite single sentence (7/30/2007 5:37:00 PM)

Ah, this'll be a fine thread!

Maybe we can come up with a Stiffy Rating Scale... now should it be linear (like temperature) or logarithmic (like the Richter scale)?  And would it be on angle or length or... well, that's enough nerdiness for now.

My favorite phrase: "Well, dip me in shit and paint me blue!"

thornhappy



petdave -> RE: One favorite single sentence (7/30/2007 5:48:28 PM)

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ORIGINAL: thornhappy

My favorite phrase: "Well, dip me in shit and paint me blue!"

thornhappy



Ooh, coprosmurfophilia... you are a kinky one!



earthycouple -> RE: One favorite single sentence (7/30/2007 5:54:54 PM)

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ORIGINAL: petdave

Hm. One of these days i'll have to wander into "Ask a Master" and see if there are ever any posts there making fun of the messages they get from women


Aww...come on now...this thread isn't intended simply for women who hear stupid things from men...and I started it in random stupidity...not in "Ask a Mistress" so what makes you think I am trying to single out anyone? *S*

Surely you've come across a sentence or two that has made you spit your coffee because it sounded so darn funny...Share with us...come on...you know you wanna!



DaddysSweet1 -> RE: One favorite single sentence (7/30/2007 6:38:09 PM)

" Never buy a sweater that doesn't match your cat "



dcnovice -> RE: One favorite single sentence (7/30/2007 7:55:43 PM)

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" Never buy a sweater that doesn't match your cat "


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Too, too true.



BitaTruble -> RE: One favorite single sentence (7/30/2007 7:58:27 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: petdave

Hm. One of these days i'll have to wander into "Ask a Master" and see if there are ever any posts there making fun of the messages they get from women (misfortune-prone third worlders notwithstanding)



If you really want to see what the dom types write, you'll have to come to the Ask a Submissive forum where they wander in all pissed off because some woman on the other side refused to answer an email or was rude, so they blast the entire female submissive population even though none of the people on the forum side had anything to do with their misfortune. We've had to serve plenty of cheese to go with all the whine we've gotten in our own forum from the very people who are, supposedly, the ones with all the control and self-mastery, so don't believe for a second that it's gender based. There is enough whine to go all around and we do have several different brands of cheese. Hell, we even pop the corn sometimes just for variety. [8D] 

I don't read the Ask a Mistress forum very often, but I do believe it's fairly rare to see such rants in there. Perhaps you didn't realize that you wandered into Random Stupidity rather than Ask a Mistress? For some reason, most of the blasting seems to take place in the Ask a Submissive forum. Ever have we been the brunt of cruel and unusual punishments. [8D] It's well and good that some of us like that sort of thing.

Celeste



domiguy -> RE: One favorite single sentence (7/30/2007 8:01:01 PM)

When a girl is sooooo fucking hawt you say....

I would swim a mile up a river of shit to blow the last guy that fucked her.



Urcreatrix -> RE: One favorite single sentence (7/30/2007 8:01:54 PM)

One of my fav emails was a one liner out of the blue: "Pittsburgh too far?"
To which I replied "Care to chat first?"
I mean, really, across the street is too far if you are a jerk. Why jump the gun?



beargonewild -> RE: One favorite single sentence (7/30/2007 8:02:18 PM)

Had a female sub email me saying " I read through your profile and I want to have a relationship with you".   ROFL, I guess she didn't read the part that I have a boy already!



DiurnalVampire -> RE: One favorite single sentence (7/30/2007 8:06:11 PM)

My favorite so dar, a one liner that had me laughing for a LONG time, and it was fro a female.
"Are you really you, or are you someone else pretending to be you to make me hot and wet?"

AS a FIRST contact... I responed that I was not really me, I was just playing me on CM

DV
(really... Im DV)

PSST Bear.. methinks se missed the GAY part too... though I might be wrong.  Or it might ahve ben wishful thinking ;)



beargonewild -> RE: One favorite single sentence (7/30/2007 8:09:19 PM)

You're quite right DV, I stae that in my profile and she also missed reading the part where I said I was seeking a Dom  lmao.



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