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MisPandora -> RE: weird harmless perversions...??? (8/3/2007 9:53:25 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: MzAri Men in kilts, Scottish accents, and that lovely cut some men get at the inguinal canal, each of those alone get me going...if I should ever meet a man with all three? He'd best be single since I'm not going to have much choice but to wrap him up & take him home. The inguinal ligament is a beautiful thing.....!

aidan -> RE: weird harmless perversions...??? (8/3/2007 9:58:47 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Lucylastic grins you dont happen to be a part time fireman too do you????? Lucy I could light stuff on fire and then put it out, if you'd like. ;)

MstrssScarlet -> RE: weird harmless perversions...??? (8/3/2007 10:00:23 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: darchChylde a woman in uniform more traditionally accepted as men's attire I was in the Air Force in my younger days. I enjoyed wearing that uniform. Guess you would have enjoyed it as well ;) On men....jewlery, long hair, and brains. He has to be at least as intelligent as I am and preferably more so. I got two out of three with my current husband. He's a walking encyclopedia and I bought him a lovely gold chain necklace on our honeymoon that he never takes off. He also wears rings. Love that because I have a thing for men's hands to begin with. Also the ability to dance. As someone else put it, REALLY dance. Like the waltz, the jitterbug, etc. My sub can do this and I'm making him teach me. On women...a soft rubinesque look. I have a vanilla friend (my only one) and besides being a wonderful person, she has a beauty about her that I rarely see in other women. She's a bit plump, but in all the right places and it just looks so friggin sexy on her. She also has an accent, being from South Africa. Damn I wish she weren't vanilla! Mistress Scarlet

ocilla -> RE: weird harmless perversions...??? (8/4/2007 8:58:29 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: MisPandora quote: ORIGINAL: MzAri Men in kilts, Scottish accents, and that lovely cut some men get at the inguinal canal, each of those alone get me going...if I should ever meet a man with all three? He'd best be single since I'm not going to have much choice but to wrap him up & take him home. The inguinal ligament is a beautiful thing.....! Not sure what this is? Imagining that triangle that runs from hip to groin? Yeah that is very hot. But enlighten me and anyone else who might not know the term you refer too please.

Notanaddict -> RE: weird harmless perversions...??? (8/4/2007 11:30:03 AM)
I love accents as well, but South african accents are ... evil ... The thing that always always gets me going is when a woman talks about something that she loves, and is very knowledgeable about. I love talking to a well experienced nurse about gorry procedures. It's so hot.

SDFemDom4cuck -> RE: weird harmless perversions...??? (8/4/2007 12:48:54 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: ocilla quote: ORIGINAL: MisPandora quote: ORIGINAL: MzAri Men in kilts, Scottish accents, and that lovely cut some men get at the inguinal canal, each of those alone get me going...if I should ever meet a man with all three? He'd best be single since I'm not going to have much choice but to wrap him up & take him home. The inguinal ligament is a beautiful thing.....! Not sure what this is? Imagining that triangle that runs from hip to groin? Yeah that is very hot. But enlighten me and anyone else who might not know the term you refer too please. I'll step in to answer this one if that's okay. I'll add in a link so that you can visualize it better outside of the anatomical decription. You're partially right. The triangle itself is the aponeurosis of the Obliquu externus http://www.bartleby.com/107/illus393.html The inguinal ligament, or Poupart's ligament, is the one that stretches from the anterior superior illiac spine (the top front of the hip) to the pubic tubercle or pubic bone. Or the lateral anterior prominent ligament that some men get when they are quite low in body fat. In some more muscular males it becomes very prominent and a delight to trace with a single fingertip, tongue or even lightly bitten. Yes, that little spot is almost as delightful to torture as the muscle that runs the length of the side of the neck in my book. Hope that was helpful. I just love having Grey's anatomy (the book not the show) available online!

Lucylastic -> RE: weird harmless perversions...??? (8/4/2007 1:41:19 PM)
HOT Dayaaaam Grins Lucy

ocilla -> RE: weird harmless perversions...??? (8/4/2007 3:31:04 PM)
Thanks! Yeah gotta love that...

MisPandora -> RE: weird harmless perversions...??? (8/4/2007 7:17:24 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: ocilla quote: ORIGINAL: MisPandora quote: ORIGINAL: MzAri Men in kilts, Scottish accents, and that lovely cut some men get at the inguinal canal, each of those alone get me going...if I should ever meet a man with all three? He'd best be single since I'm not going to have much choice but to wrap him up & take him home. The inguinal ligament is a beautiful thing.....! Not sure what this is? Imagining that triangle that runs from hip to groin? Yeah that is very hot. But enlighten me and anyone else who might not know the term you refer too please. Yes, it is as the first quoted person stated, "that lovely cut some men get at the inguinal canal" -- it is caused by a taught inguinal ligament.

BDSMenigma -> RE: weird harmless perversions...??? (8/6/2007 5:43:43 PM)
orthodontia .... any one?

ocilla -> RE: weird harmless perversions...??? (8/6/2007 9:49:33 PM)
It is not my kink - but I have particularly nice teeth according to every dentist I have ever seen and the occassional stranger who approaches me, a glazed look on their face and a little drool at the corner of their mouth babbling about my perfect teeth. Don't know where they go from there with it - I've never asked.

MsSophie -> RE: weird harmless perversions...??? (8/7/2007 12:18:36 AM)
A bald head! My Prince Charming has long flowing hair, but it's got to be said that a bald head really turn me on. Give me Patrick Stewart or Sean Connery anyday!

Majik -> RE: weird harmless perversions...??? (8/7/2007 8:23:42 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: MsSophie A bald head! My Prince Charming has long flowing hair, but it's got to be said that a bald head really turn me on. Give me Patrick Stewart or Sean Connery anyday! Yep...got to agree..nothing gets me going like a bald head...or the smell of leather...put a bald guy in leather and err..umm...I think you get the idea.[;)]

MisPandora -> RE: weird harmless perversions...??? (8/7/2007 9:35:35 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: MsSophie A bald head! My Prince Charming has long flowing hair, but it's got to be said that a bald head really turn me on. Give me Patrick Stewart or Sean Connery anyday! I even had in my profile something to the effect of, "Don't send me pics unless you're a David Draiman lookalike." http://www.vh1.com/shared/promoimages/bands/d/disturbed/music_as_a_weapon/281x211.jpg (He's the lead singer for the band Disturbed, and performs in a few songs in a straitjacket, and has been on stage in various Hannibal Lecter type masks or headgear. Yum.) Anyhow, I got more annoying emails from fools who'd waste time showing me they have ZERO net skills by typing "Who is David Draiman" rather than tapping google and looking semi-intelligent! I finally had to take it out. I love a bald head or high and tight flattop. The militant look on guys who can carry it -- yummmmm-me.

Aswad -> RE: weird harmless perversions...??? (8/7/2007 2:55:47 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: BDSMenigma orthodontia .... any one? Fangs. Preferrably the lateral incisors, but the canines work, too. Have long canines myself.

patrice3737 -> RE: weird harmless perversions...??? (9/16/2007 5:20:53 PM)
Jeans, maid and waitress uniforms

Ponyboy7 -> RE: weird harmless perversions...??? (9/16/2007 5:58:26 PM)
quote: Totally too! There is something so attractive about short-sighted people... it makes them seem pensive, and vulnerable, and thoughtful... And when they slip off their glasses... it's like intellectual striptease. Just completely fuckable. Intellectual striptease...I love it. Nerdiness is very hot [sm=book.gif].

Drifa -> RE: weird harmless perversions...??? (9/16/2007 8:28:31 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: SDFemDom4cuck Most definitely. There's something about brains, wit and intellect that just kill me! Just thinking about some of the early until-all-hours conversations I had with my lady, discussing Viking trade routes into Russia and Byzantium, the Steppes tribes, and the real history of the Sarmatians... (swoons). It's why I love long car vacations - we talk about EVERYTHING under the sun, and I wouldn't have picked her if she wasn't brilliant as well as lovely. Heck, "lovely" is just the bonus, I'd take brains over looks any day.

YesMistressIrish -> RE: weird harmless perversions...??? (9/16/2007 11:51:50 PM)
Brains, wit, intellect.... The list goes on and on. Someone who is up on a ladder to fix something, especially for me. Old movies, the way the characters dressed; any Ginger and FE flicks. Someone who loves to dance and does it well. Foodies, outdoorsy types, beautiful hair, nice hands, dimples, aquamarine eyes. Accents, reading outloud to eachother. Drummers of all kinds, acrobats, Comediens. Fur, raw silk, and air against my skin. Water, anywhere. [8D] People who quietly aid others just because they really enjoy it. OMG! What a turn-on. That silky sexual confidence without arrogance. Starting to kiss for the first time with that kind of person......slow and sensual with an edge. Irish

Twicehappy2x -> RE: weird harmless perversions...??? (9/17/2007 5:34:05 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: stockingluvr54 Ya I'm bored....lol. Anybody have any off the wall or weird little shit they do or enjoy that sparks that fetish or perverse side of you? Gee, pal, those last pictures of that knuck shining in the sun kinda did it for me....hmmm...and Scooter as well i think.

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