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domiguy -> RE: i am Master's bitch (7/30/2007 8:08:18 PM)

Is it against TOS to sacrifice slavelalita to allah?  A little time on moderation would be well worth getting rid of her.



beargonewild -> RE: i am Master's bitch (7/30/2007 8:14:25 PM)

WOW!  Thta's nice....can someone pass the popcorn please?



Aswad -> RE: i am Master's bitch (7/30/2007 8:30:26 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: domiguy

Is it against TOS to sacrifice slavelalita to allah?  A little time on moderation would be well worth getting rid of her.


I don't see anything in the TOS prohibiting it.
Your jurisdiction may, though.
That said, can I watch?

~slice~
Oblivion's peace comfort your mind and rest your soul. - Al-Aswad.



nyrisa -> RE: i am Master's bitch (7/30/2007 8:33:03 PM)

My husband has named me as "Queen Bitch", or Queen B for short. Anyone who contests me for the title must vanquish me in nude combat in a jello pool.



Aswad -> RE: i am Master's bitch (7/30/2007 8:38:11 PM)

I'm game. Being a Queen wouldn't compromise my masculinity, so I figure it's a win-win proposition. [:D]



BRNaughtyAngel -> RE: i am Master's bitch (7/30/2007 8:38:16 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: beargonewild

WOW!  Thta's nice....can someone pass the popcorn please?


Nooooooo popcorn for you young man.  [image]http://www.collarme.com/htmlarea/smileys/0568.gif[/image]  It's strictly for us bitches. [;)]



beargonewild -> RE: i am Master's bitch (7/30/2007 8:45:00 PM)

Guess I'll have to bitch and complain and whine because I can't have popcorn!



dcnovice -> RE: i am Master's bitch (7/30/2007 8:48:08 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: domiguy

Is it against TOS to sacrifice slavelalita to allah?  A little time on moderation would be well worth getting rid of her.


Seems a little unfair to poor Allah, though. And I've a hunch he's not a Dude to piss off.



Masternslave07 -> RE: i am Master's bitch (7/30/2007 9:04:49 PM)

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ORIGINAL: slavelalita

i am Master's bitch!

-slave lalita



I don't believe you. Where is your proof?



proudsub -> RE: i am Master's bitch (7/30/2007 11:46:42 PM)

Hubby calls me the South Beach Bitch when i try to help him eat healthy foods.



slavelalita -> RE: i am Master's bitch (7/31/2007 12:27:28 AM)

Greetings,

we sacrifice sheep most of the time but you can try a human sacrifice you will have to eat the meat though or risk angering Allah. lol

-lalita





MySweetSubmssive -> RE: i am Master's bitch (7/31/2007 12:35:43 AM)

If a beech falls in the forest, and nobody cares, does anybody hear?

(or something like that)

MSS



Aswad -> RE: i am Master's bitch (7/31/2007 9:21:19 AM)

Let's change that: If a bitch is felled in the forest, and nobody hears about it, does anybody care? [:D]

But, we have a sacrifice to make, and then a banquet, so let's get on with it. Iä! Iä! Cthulhu phthaghn!

[sm=biggrin.gif]



Stephann -> RE: i am Master's bitch (7/31/2007 11:33:37 AM)

Ya na kadishtu nilgh'ri stell'bsna Nyogtha,
K'yarnak phlegethor l'ebumna syha'h n'ghft,
Ya hai kadishtu ep r'luh-eeh Nyogtha eeh,
S'uhn-ngh athg li'hee orr'e syha'h.

Ia Cthulhu F'htagn!
Ia Cthulhu F'htagn!
Ia Cthulhu F'htagn!
Ia Cthulhu F'htagn!
Ia Cthulhu F'htagn!

Phnglui Mglwnafh Cthulhu R'lyeh Wgah Nagl F'htagn!

Allah may be one dude not to piss off, but I'd rather have lunch with Him than a shoggoth.

Librarian Stephan




slavelalita -> RE: i am Master's bitch (7/31/2007 11:49:46 AM)

this girl does not know much about H.P Lovecraft except what she just googled.

Master Stephan, if you are going to have lunch with Allah does that mean you will be eating this girl as well? [:D]

في سبيل الله والله أكبر يا الله ، بل هذا من اجلك وانت يا الله تقبل مني



Stephann -> RE: i am Master's bitch (7/31/2007 11:56:17 AM)

I might have a taste....  Do you suppose He'd mind?



BRNaughtyAngel -> RE: i am Master's bitch (7/31/2007 3:17:07 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: beargonewild

Guess I'll have to bitch and complain and whine because I can't have popcorn!


Don't you know proper protocol for this situation bear?  You're supposed to start a thread ranting about the greedy bitches on here that won't share their popcorn with you. 

Get with the program man!  [image]http://www.collarme.com/htmlarea/smileys/0568.gif[/image]



LaTigresse -> RE: i am Master's bitch (7/31/2007 3:38:23 PM)

Or their yummy nuts.



BRNaughtyAngel -> RE: i am Master's bitch (7/31/2007 3:53:00 PM)

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ORIGINAL: LaTigresse

Or their yummy nuts.


I think bear probably already has some nuts LeeAnn. [;)]  [sm=lol.gif]



beargonewild -> RE: i am Master's bitch (7/31/2007 6:28:36 PM)

Well BR, I still have to be trained in all the correct protocols and then I will know my place  *smirk* 



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