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A pirate joke - 7/30/2007 3:45:23 PM

thelunabird

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There was a Captin of a pirate ship and he was showing a new recruit around his ship.

"this is were you will sleep" pointing to the beds
"this is were your going to eat" showing the new recruit to the mess hall

the new recruit finally asked the question "well what do you do for sex? is their a wench on board?"

The captin replied "Arrr no, but there" he said pointing to an enclosed barrel "just stick it in the whole and you will be taken care of"

"oh okay" said the new recuirt

"And you can use the barrel at any time... well except for Thurday" said the captin

"And why is that Sir"

"well, because that would be your day in the barrel matey!"

I hope you enjoyed!

luna(tic?0