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Sperm bank joke - 7/30/2007 4:23:43 PM

thelunabird

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There was a woman who was working at a sperm bank. She had just gotten all of the cups ready that were full of sperm ready to stick in the refrigerator when a man walked in.

He was wearing a ski mask and was holding a gun.

he pointed the gun at the woman and said "open one and drink it!"

The woman did as she was told quickly.

At that time the man removed the mask and it was her husband

he said "see hunnie! was that so hard?"

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RE: Sperm bank joke - 7/30/2007 8:06:23 PM

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OK, that was good.
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RE: Sperm bank joke - 8/1/2007 11:38:49 AM

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oh god!

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RE: Sperm bank joke - 8/3/2007 4:52:21 PM

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Nice one, Luna!

Did you come up with it?

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RE: Sperm bank joke - 8/4/2007 12:10:19 PM

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and he has been missing since then i bet..

H >:)

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RE: Sperm bank joke - 8/5/2007 12:05:26 PM

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Here,

http://www.metacafe.com/watch/258757/sperm_bank_robbery/

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RE: Sperm bank joke - 8/6/2007 5:28:24 AM

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ORIGINAL: Hanable

and he has been missing since then i bet..

H >:)

LOL!

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RE: Sperm bank joke - 8/6/2007 9:30:32 PM

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ORIGINAL: Hanable

and he has been missing since then i bet..

H >:)

2 guesses where the body is 'frozen' {giggles}

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