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The Washcloth.............. - 7/31/2007 10:49:37 AM

pinkpet

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(My mom sent this to me the other day, I thought I would share it!)
The Washcloth..............

I was due for an appointment with the gynecologist later in the week.
Early one morning, I received a call from the doctor's office to tell me
that I had been rescheduled for that morning at 9:30 am. I had only just
packed everyone off to work and school, and it was already around 8:45am.
The trip to his office took about 35 minutes, so I didn't have any time to
spare.

As most women do, I like to take a little extra effort over hygiene when
making such visits, but this time I wasn't going to be able to make the
full effort. So, I rushed upstairs, threw off my pajamas, wet the
washcloth that was sitting next to the sink, and gave myself a quick wash
in that area to make sure I was at least presentable. I threw the
washcloth in the clothes basket, donned some clothes, hopped in the car
and raced to my appointment.

I was in the waiting room for only a few minutes when I was called in.
Knowing the procedure, as I'm sure you do, I hopped up on the table,
looked over at the other side of the room and pretended that I was in
Paris or some other place a million miles away.

I was a little surprised when the doctor said, "My, we have made an extra
effort this morning, haven't we?" I didn't respond.

After the appointment, I heaved a sigh of relief and went home. The rest
of the day was normal . Some shopping, cleaning, cooking.

After school when my 6 year old daughter was playing, she called out from
the bathroom, "Mommy, where's my washcloth?" I told her to get another one
from the cupboard.

She replied, "No, I need the one that was here by the sink, it had all my
glitter and sparkles saved inside it."

Never going back to that doctor ever .

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RE: The Washcloth.............. - 7/31/2007 10:04:37 PM

nyrisa

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Some years back, my sister in law went for her gyn visit. She had to use the bathroom first, and there was no tissue in the bathroom, so she searched in her purse until she found a kleenex at the bottom, and patted dry with it.

After she was positioned in the stirrups, the doctor lifted the sheet over her knees, then started laughing so hard he nearly fell off the stool. Alarmed, she asked what was wrong. He said, still chuckling, "I have seen and examined thousands of these parts, but I never saw one that offered Green Stamps." She had been collecting the little promotional stamps at the grocery store, that offer free cookware in return, etc, and evidently a few stray ones had stuck to the kleenex, and been transferred to her......errr, delicate parts. I am not sure if she ever got that frying pan. *L*

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