RE: When kink and life collide...can you relate?

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Elorin -> RE: When kink and life collide...can you relate? (8/1/2007 5:42:39 AM)
~just giggles~ I had to replace a pancake flipper in the toybox after going and getting it to actually cook with, and the auto detail brush in the sensual play kit got used to clean the keyboard... it's sad when your sex toys and sex life get taken over by real life, hmmm?

julietsierra -> RE: When kink and life collide...can you relate? (8/1/2007 6:06:12 AM)
I went to a party in someone's home many years ago. They had little ones and had shipped them off to grandma's for the evening. Once the party was over and everything cleaned up except for the cross that stood in the living room, they went to get their munchkins. They figured they'd be sound asleep when they brought them in so it wouldnt' make any difference. They brought them into the house and the youngest one sleepily opened his eyes, saw the cross and practically jumped out of his daddy's arms shouting "Oooh Just like on Sesame Street!! When are you going to make the rest of the letters daddy?!" He made sure from that time on that before he went to pick the munchkins up that ALL the equipment was put away. (but the spanking bench became a fort with some blankets thrown over it, so that stayed in the living room.) juliet

Lucylastic -> RE: When kink and life collide...can you relate? (8/1/2007 6:35:45 AM)
I used to do lingerie, adult toy home parties 20 ish years ago, had my merchandise in hockey bags locked in my bedroom closet(or so I thought). One day, I had a bunch of friends over for coffee, sitting chatting about hte usual stuff and my 19month old walks in and says, "mummy can I wear this to the pool, " I said "sure honey, it looks real nice" then I had to do a double take....she was wearing a pink top.....it was sheer magenta nylon with lace ........she didnt have anything sheer magenta, much less with lace!!!.....I then realised she had on a pair of crotchless panties upside down....yanno with her head thru the crotch. She was more than a lil peeved when I took it off her. Right now Im staring at the cross on my bedroom wall.... I have clothes hanging from it, sighhhhhhs, I need to play Lucy

VeryMercurial -> RE: When kink and life collide...can you relate? (8/1/2007 6:54:59 AM)
Life and kink collide all the time for me. Real life has that way of rearing it's head. Finding a balance you can live with is the challenge.

Mercnbeth -> RE: When kink and life collide...can you relate? (8/1/2007 7:16:14 AM)
We have the metal frame for that swing hidden in plane sight outside behind our bedroom. It provides a great frame for bondage - especially outdoors, but big and difficult to take apart after every use. We used had a hanging chair as a disguise, but birds used it too often for a target. So we used that situation to set up the strongest bird feeder stand on the block. We could hang 300 pounds of bird seed from that sucker.

Twicehappy2x -> RE: When kink and life collide...can you relate? (8/1/2007 7:18:56 AM)
Mistoferin, lmao.....i have to admit that i packed rubber tipped clamps from one of the toy boxes to hold down the table cloth we used at the Boogie.

LATEXBABY64 -> RE: When kink and life collide...can you relate? (8/1/2007 2:59:09 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: ColdIron When i started a shop in another town, I had the police chief show up during a catalogue shoot. All of the girls were wearing rubber body suits and harnesses. Short story, I was asked to relocate the company. the power of goverment.. it is why i always make a point to be good friends with those in office. you never know hen you might need a favor or two

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