Babybass
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What do you call two straight days of rain in Ireland?
A weekend.
It only rains twice a year in Ireland:
August to April and
May to July.
"I can't believe it," said the tourist. "I've been here an entire week
And it's done nothing but rain. When do you have summer here?" "Well,
that's hard to say," replied the local. "Last year, it was on a
Wednesday."
A curious fellow died one day and found himself in limbo waiting in a
long, long line for judgment. As he stood there, he noticed that
some souls were allowed to march right through the gates of heaven. Others were led over to Satan, who threw them into a lake of fire. Every so often, instead of hurling a poor soul into the fire, Satan would toss him or her to one side.
After watching Satan do this several times, the fellow's curiosity got
the better of him. He strolled over and tapped Old Nick on the
shoulder.
"Excuse me, there, Your Darkness," he said. "I'm waiting in line for
judgment, and I couldn't help wondering why you are tossing some
people aside instead of flinging them into the fires of hell with the
others?"
"Ah," Satan said with a grin. "Those are the Irish. I'm letting them dry out so they'll burn."
A newcomer to Ireland arrives on a rainy day. He gets up the next day
And it's raining. It also rains the day after that, and the day after
that. He goes out to lunch and sees a young kid and asks out of
despair, "Hey kid, does it ever stop raining around here?"
The kid says, "How would I know? I'm only 6."
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