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FINALLY! A BLONDE GUY JOKE - 6/29/2005 7:02:54 PM

LaMspeach

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Two blonde guys were working for the city works department. One would dig a hole and the other would follow behind him and fill the hole. They worked up one side of the street, then down the other, then moved on to the next street, working furiously all day without rest, one guy digging a hole, the other guy filling it in again. An onlooker was amazed at their hard work, but couldn't understand what they were doing. So he asked the hole digger, "I'm impressed by the effort you two are putting into your work, but I don't get it why do you dig a hole, only to have your partner follow behind and fill it up again?" The hole digger wiped his brow and sighed, "Well, I suppose it probably looks odd because we're normally a three-man team. But today the guy who plants the trees called in sick."

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RE: FINALLY! A BLONDE GUY JOKE - 7/1/2005 1:24:56 PM

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Oh dear... Thank you. That was very amusing.

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RE: FINALLY! A BLONDE GUY JOKE - 7/1/2005 6:17:37 PM

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Thanks!!

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RE: FINALLY! A BLONDE GUY JOKE - 7/1/2005 7:47:00 PM

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I cant stop giggling! THanks!

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RE: FINALLY! A BLONDE GUY JOKE - 7/2/2005 6:42:33 PM

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That's great! Reminds me of another...

I guy walks into a bar, sits down, and orders three beers. The bartender says he can bring the other two later when his friends arrive. The guy tells the bartender, "Oh no, I'm drinking all three...one for me and the other two for my brothers."

For the next couple weeks this repeats every night. Then one night, the guy comes in and orders two beers. The bartender pauses and says, "I'm so sorry for your loss. I'm sure you will miss your brother." The guy replies, "My brothers are both fine. I quit drinking today."

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RE: FINALLY! A BLONDE GUY JOKE - 7/3/2005 12:17:08 PM

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