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Catholic School - 8/2/2007 2:22:33 AM   
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Little Mary Margaret was not the best student in Catholic School, usually she slept through the class.

One day her teacher, a Nun, called on her while she was sleeping.

"Tell me Mary Margaret, who created the universe?"

When Mary Margaret didn't stir, little Johnny who was her friend sitting behind her, took his pencil and jabbed her in the rear.

"God Almighty!" shouted Mary Margaret.

The Nun said, "Very good" and continued teaching her class.

A little later the Nun asked Mary Margaret,

"Who is our Lord and Savior?" But Mary didn't stir from her slumber.

Once again, Johnny came to her rescue and stuck Mary Margaret in the butt. "Jesus Christ!!!" shouted Mary Margaret and the Nun once again said, "Very good," and Mary Margaret fell back
asleep.

The Nun asked her a third question..."What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?"

Again, Johnny came to the rescue.

This time Mary Margaret jumped up and shouted, "If you stick that damn thing in me one more time, I'll break it in half!"

The nun fainted...........


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RE: Catholic School - 8/2/2007 3:23:13 AM   
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*Dies* I have to spread the wealth. That's hilarious.

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RE: Catholic School - 8/2/2007 4:02:54 AM   
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Hahaha - i went to catholic school - can just imagine the nun's face - Very funny!!!!

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RE: Catholic School - 8/2/2007 10:21:53 AM   
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oh dear... I LOVE IT!

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RE: Catholic School - 8/2/2007 9:32:23 PM   
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lmao

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RE: Catholic School - 8/4/2007 11:50:47 AM   
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thats great.. i love it.. there r several versions but i still love the idea.

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RE: Catholic School - 8/16/2007 8:06:58 PM   
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  Cripes i almost sputtered my pepsi all over My monitor! hahaha frick that was funny!

Ya'll have a good one

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RE: Catholic School - 8/19/2007 9:49:01 AM   
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leatherpet32 haven't you learned yet... DON'T drink or eat while reading here.

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RE: Catholic School - 8/19/2007 10:32:19 AM   
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