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BIllCT -> Nantucket (8/2/2007 11:46:33 AM)
Once knew a girl from Nantucket, I dated her all night and at the end, She told me she wanted to suck it! Well 15 minutes later I took a chance, I dropped my pants, And Not only did she suck it, DOn't ya know the girl, Did Fuck it! Ah The fun times one can have! hehehehe

HypnoticDan -> RE: Nantucket (8/2/2007 2:53:08 PM)
Your stanzas are wierd, Your metric: Terrible. None of it rhymes, just like this poem.

Mikal -> RE: Nantucket (8/2/2007 7:36:11 PM)
Some people are whiners Other just complainers Regarding others' poetry Perhaps it's due to little containers? *containers = testes... I couldn't think of a better rhyme.

nyrisa -> RE: Nantucket (8/2/2007 8:19:13 PM)
There once was a psycho named Fred Who decapitated a girl in his bed he said "call me strange or a little deranged, But now I get wonderful "head"! ((one I made up for amateur night at the local bar. sighs No future for me as a poet. Maybe some future in therapy.......))

Zensee -> RE: Nantucket (8/3/2007 12:14:29 AM)
I dated a girl from Nantucket Who told me she wanted to suck it But she snapped shut her jaw When my monster she saw Threw open her legs and cried, “Fuck it”! There once was a girl from Nantucket Whose twat was a big as a bucket She wouldn’t do oral Claimed it was immoral So up her rear entrance I stuck it. Limericks don't mean a thing if they ain’t got that swing, buddy.

RubberWitch -> RE: Nantucket (8/3/2007 12:42:41 AM)
See, my dear old nana phrased it... There once was a man from Nantucket, Whose cock was so long he could suck it He said with a grin, Wiping cum from his chin "If my ear was a cunt I could fuck it"

Zensee -> RE: Nantucket (8/3/2007 1:10:21 AM)
"My nana," confessed Rubber Witch "Could quote rhymes that would make sailors twitch" ...

RubberWitch -> RE: Nantucket (8/3/2007 12:33:11 PM)
to make matters worse, they improved with each verse. Hats off to the wiley old witch

Zensee -> RE: Nantucket (8/3/2007 2:13:08 PM)
Touche RW - splendid!

darchChylde -> RE: Nantucket (8/3/2007 2:18:21 PM)
There once was a man from Nantucket We all know where and how often he stuck it Drained from all the bucking and sucking To Austria he moved To escape the rutted groove But found no rest in a town called Fucking http://www.banderasnews.com/0611/nw-fucking-austria.htm

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