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Wulfchyld -> RE: men who think their penis is small (2/2/2007 9:12:44 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Coupleseeking321

Too big is just as bad as too small. One of my ex's made me bleed everytime we had sex. I swear he was trying to reach my uterus with that thing.


Never getting it all wet is one of the down sides. The worse part is always having to be real careful with it so you don't really hurt someone. So when ye old full moon comes along and you have this insane urge to just rampage the hell out of her... you still loose the mood when you hear OH FUCK TOO DEEP!



NorthernGent -> RE: men who think their penis is small (2/3/2007 1:35:59 AM)

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ORIGINAL: onceburned

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This best way to reassure men with penile concerns is to educate them, the author of the report says. Men should know that a normal-sized penis is 1.6 inches or more when flaccid or 2.76 inches when stretched out.


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Women eh. In this thread there's "too big", "too small", "too thin", "too fat".....next it will be "wrong shape", "not bendy enough", "wrong colour", "too straight", "the end is too shiney" etc. 

You can only fuck with the cock you're dealt. No use crying about it.





BossyShoeBitch -> RE: men who think their penis is small (2/3/2007 2:03:27 AM)

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ORIGINAL: tbearinspokane 

All I know is, I ordered some of that "male enhancement" cream from the TV and they insisted "...all you do is rub this on your penis vigorously 3 times aday and we GUARANTEE your penis will increase in size 200%!!!!"....so I tried it.

It's called an erection! any guy's dick is going to increase in size when he masterbates!


Uh, it's called joking.



BossyShoeBitch -> RE: men who think their penis is small (2/3/2007 2:19:30 AM)

 

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ORIGINAL: SimplyMichael

I can't imagine having a huge cock, mine is about 7" and slightly thick and many women can't take me anally, which sucks but not in a good way.

My tongue is very short BELOW average but if I want to get a woman off I have few equals in the oral skills catagory and i have no doubt there are many men much smaller than me who fuck much better than I do.

Tools are nice but skill is what separates the men from the boys.

Michael,
mmmm..Sounds good to me...
I wouldn't mind giving it a shot..[sm=whip.gif]



phychoticmess -> RE: men who think their penis is small (2/3/2007 2:20:46 AM)

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From what I understand in the posting, she left because he wouldn't have sex with her. I really believe the saying that "its not how big it is, but how you use it"! I have small breasts, but have always been told that I know how to do things with them!! (Still would like to have big ones though!!)

little off subject....no you don't. Sore necks, limited available fashion [you just can't wear halterneck tops], sore backs, limited 'public' physical activity...the list goes on.



Donnalee -> RE: men who think their penis is small (2/3/2007 1:03:29 PM)

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You can only fuck with the cock you're dealt. No use crying about it.


ROTFLMAO!!!!  ......or measuring it!!



NorthernGent -> RE: men who think their penis is small (2/3/2007 3:41:45 PM)

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ORIGINAL: Donnalee

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You can only fuck with the cock you're dealt. No use crying about it.


ROTFLMAO!!!!  ......or measuring it!!



Exactly! You can't steal or borrow one so it's a case of making do. Last time I measured mine I was 14 and suitably pleased with the outcome so haven't bothered since. A previous girlfriend was obsessed with measuring, it was nearing the point where her idea of sex was measuring my cock - I'm sure she came a few times with a tape measurement in her hands. It was all to tell her friends - you know what they're like when they get together. Anyway, if she's not grateful she doesn't get anymore until she shows some appreciation. I'm not a charity here - if she plays the game she'll get her rewards.



BlkTallFullfig -> RE: men who think their penis is small (2/4/2007 12:20:16 AM)

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ORIGINAL: NorthernGent
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ORIGINAL: Donnalee
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You can only fuck with the cock you're dealt. No use crying about it.

ROTFLMAO!!!!  ......or measuring it!!

Exactly! You can't steal or borrow one so it's a case of making do. Last time I measured mine I was 14 and suitably pleased with the outcome so haven't bothered since. A previous girlfriend was obsessed with measuring, it was nearing the point where her idea of sex was measuring my cock - I'm sure she came a few times with a tape measurement in her hands.
Hey, shouldn't you have the common courtesy to tell the folks on this side to divide 14 by 2.5 to get the number of inches from the metric centimeters?  [:-]  M



NorthernGent -> RE: men who think their penis is small (2/4/2007 1:22:24 AM)

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ORIGINAL: BlkTallFullfig

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ORIGINAL: NorthernGent
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ORIGINAL: Donnalee
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You can only fuck with the cock you're dealt. No use crying about it.

ROTFLMAO!!!!  ......or measuring it!!

Exactly! You can't steal or borrow one so it's a case of making do. Last time I measured mine I was 14 and suitably pleased with the outcome so haven't bothered since. A previous girlfriend was obsessed with measuring, it was nearing the point where her idea of sex was measuring my cock - I'm sure she came a few times with a tape measurement in her hands.
Hey, shouldn't you have the common courtesy to tell the folks on this side to divide 14 by 2.5 to get the number of inches from the metric centimeters?  [:-]  M


lol, very cute, 14 years old, M.......(in the days before my jaguar harness).



sydneypig -> RE: men who think their penis is small (2/5/2007 1:09:38 AM)

I feel that some people do not understand the negative,emotional  and pyschological effects that  their comments can cause.



FelinePersuasion -> RE: men who think their penis is small (2/5/2007 1:45:03 AM)

I am not "just as happy" with sex toys as I am with penis's. For me there's a massive amount of diff where important in a dick and a toy dick.

use toys on her. She'll be just as happy and you'll seem really cool and openminded. So there.



Wildnfreehrt2004 -> RE: men who think their penis is small (2/5/2007 2:00:30 AM)

Either Johnson and Johnson or a Kinsey study determined that the average penis length when erect was 5 3/4 inches long (measured from the root, not the anus).

Wildy



obey1 -> RE: men who think their penis is small (2/5/2007 7:28:21 AM)

I have heard that the worst is a "dinky-do".

It is when the man's belly is so big he can't see what his dinky do.



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