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RE: Welcome to HOtel CollarMe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - 8/10/2007 7:26:50 PM   
beargonewild


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ORIGINAL: sambamanslilgirl

we're not gonna to take it
no we ain't gonna take it
we're not gonna take it anymore!!



welcome to the grand illusion
come on in and see the action
pay the price, get your ticket for the show
the stage is set
the band starts playing......

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RE: Welcome to HOtel CollarMe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - 8/10/2007 7:30:10 PM   
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Normally I might want to join in on your karaoke-fest, but I'm a bit tired after the intensive TENS-O-Matic workover. Could you kind beings please point me in the direction of an appropriate room where I might hide in the shadows?

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RE: Welcome to HOtel CollarMe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - 8/10/2007 7:38:31 PM   
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Oh come on! That was less than a minute! And I was just getting ready to make us all cappuccino...

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RE: Welcome to HOtel CollarMe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - 8/10/2007 7:40:28 PM   
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so tempted to get out a corporeal flogger for bear, but last time i tried that on the ..... i hurt myself!! goes to find cuddle to tell her that her teddy bear wants to be hurt so good!

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RE: Welcome to HOtel CollarMe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - 8/10/2007 7:42:27 PM   
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*microphone feedback*  HERE I AM!!....ROCK YOU LIKE A HURRICANE!!!! ....HERE I AM!!!.....ROCK YOU LIKE A HURRICAAAAAAAAAAANE!!!

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RE: Welcome to HOtel CollarMe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - 8/10/2007 7:43:26 PM   
sappatoti


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I'm a wuss from the darkness. What can I say?

If K hadn't shorted the electrical system out, I would have gladly kept taking all that was being fed to me. Oh well.

But thanks anyway for the cappucinos.

... goes off finding darkness anywhere he can find it ...

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RE: Welcome to HOtel CollarMe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - 8/10/2007 7:44:02 PM   
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switches back on kitchen outlets, but DRAGON! no electricity for mics! dragon... DRAGON!!!! damn it, goes over to swipe batteries out of the mic system

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RE: Welcome to HOtel CollarMe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - 8/10/2007 7:45:24 PM   
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you know i'm a dreamer
but my heart's of gold
i had to run away and hide
'cause i couldn't go home


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RE: Welcome to HOtel CollarMe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - 8/10/2007 7:45:54 PM   
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Try the sub basement under the kitchen sappatoti, I believe you'll find sufficient darkness that you need!

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RE: Welcome to HOtel CollarMe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - 8/10/2007 7:47:19 PM   
sappatoti


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Thanks bear! And never mind me down there. Very little bothers me once I find my darkness...

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RE: Welcome to HOtel CollarMe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - 8/10/2007 7:48:55 PM   
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takes the batteries, and then drifts after sappatoti, takes his hand in a cold ghostly one and guides him to the fartherst room in the dimmest corridor, shows him to a closet that reaches far back into the cold stone - set up with a pallet lined with mink and rabbit fur to keep him warm in that cold shadowy fastness

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RE: Welcome to HOtel CollarMe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - 8/10/2007 7:53:52 PM   
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all that you touch
all that you see
all that you taste
all that you feel


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RE: Welcome to HOtel CollarMe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - 8/10/2007 7:56:37 PM   
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touches and tastes samba.... hmmmmm tim tam!!! munch munch

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RE: Welcome to HOtel CollarMe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - 8/10/2007 8:01:29 PM   
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Now everybody have you heard
If you're in the game, then the stroke's the word
Don't take no rhythm, don't take no style
Got a thirst for killin', grab your vile...


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RE: Welcome to HOtel CollarMe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - 8/10/2007 8:07:14 PM   
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i got a little black book with my poems in
got a bag, got a toothbrush and a comb
when i'm good dog they sometimes throw me a bone


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RE: Welcome to HOtel CollarMe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - 8/10/2007 8:08:18 PM   
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Shoot straight from the hip
Gone forever in a trigger slip
You know, it could have been
It could have been your brother.
Shoot straight shoot to kill
Blame each other, blame yourselves
God is a bullet have mercy on us everyone


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RE: Welcome to HOtel CollarMe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - 8/10/2007 8:09:06 PM   
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stroke, stroke, slowly stroke me

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RE: Welcome to HOtel CollarMe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - 8/10/2007 8:13:57 PM   
e01n


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{lemme see if I can do this from memory...}

The festival was over, the boys were all plannin' for a fall,
The cabaret was quiet except for the drillin' in the wall.
The curfew had been lifted and the gamblin' wheel shut down,
Anyone with any sense had already left town.
He was standin' in the doorway lookin' like the Jack of Hearts.

He moved across the mirrored room, "Set it up for everyone," he said,
Then everyone commenced to do what they were doin' before he turned their heads.
Then he walked up to a stranger and he asked him with a grin,
"Could you kindly tell me, friend, what time the show begins?"
Then he moved into the corner, face down like the Jack of Hearts.

Backstage the girls were playin' five-card stud by the stairs,
Lily had two queens, she was hopin' for a third to match her pair.
Outside the streets were fillin' up, the window was open wide,
A gentle breeze was blowin', you could feel it from inside.
Lily called another bet and drew up the Jack of Hearts.

Big Jim was no one's fool, he owned the town's only diamond mine,
He made his usual entrance lookin' so dandy and so fine.
With his bodyguards and silver cane and every hair in place,
He took whatever he wanted to and he laid it all to waste.
But his bodyguards and silver cane were no match for the Jack of Hearts.

Rosemary combed her hair and took a carriage into town,
She slipped in through the side door lookin' like a queen without a crown.
She fluttered her false eyelashes and whispered in his ear,
"Sorry, darlin', that I'm late," but he didn't seem to hear.
He was starin' into space over at the Jack of Hearts.

"I know I've seen that face before," Big Jim was thinkin' to himself,
"Maybe down in Mexico or a picture up on somebody's shelf."
But then the crowd began to stamp their feet and the house lights did dim
And in the darkness of the room there was only Jim and him,
Starin' at the butterfly who just drew the Jack of Hearts.

Lily was a princess, she was fair-skinned and precious as a child,
She did whatever she had to do, she had that certain flash every time she smiled.
She'd come away from a broken home, had lots of strange affairs
With men in every walk of life which took her everywhere.
But she'd never met anyone quite like the Jack of Hearts.

The hangin' judge came in unnoticed and was being wined and dined,
The drillin' in the wall kept up but no one seemed to pay it any mind.
It was known all around that Lily had Jim's ring
And nothing would ever come between Lily and the king.
No, nothin' ever would except maybe the Jack of Hearts.

Rosemary started drinkin' hard and seein' her reflection in the knife,
She was tired of the attention, tired of playin' the role of Big Jim's wife.
She had done a lot of bad things, even once tried suicide,
Was lookin' to do just one good deed before she died.
She was gazin' to the future, riding on the Jack of Hearts.

Lily washed her face, took her dress off and buried it away.
"Has your luck run out?" she laughed at him, "Well, I guess you must
have known it would someday.
Be careful not to touch the wall, there's a brand-new coat of paint,
I'm glad to see you're still alive, you're lookin' like a saint."
Down the hallway footsteps were comin' for the Jack of Hearts.

The backstage manager was pacing all around by his chair.
"There's something funny going on," he said, "I can just feel it in the air."
He went to get the hangin' judge, but the hangin' judge was drunk,
As the leading actor hurried by in the costume of a monk.
There was no actor anywhere better than the Jack of Hearts.

Lily's arms were locked around the man that she dearly loved to touch,
She forgot all about the man she couldn't stand who hounded her so much.
"I've missed you so," she said to him, and he felt she was sincere,
But just beyond the door he felt jealousy and fear.
Just another night in the life of the Jack of Hearts.

No one knew the circumstance but they say that it happened pretty quick,
The door to the dressing room burst open and a cold revolver clicked.
And Big Jim was standin' there, ya couldn't say surprised,
Rosemary right beside him, steady in her eyes.
She was with Big Jim but she was leanin' to the Jack of Hearts.

Two doors down the boys finally made it through the wall
And cleaned out the bank safe, it's said that they got off with quite a haul.
In the darkness by the riverbed they waited on the ground
For one more member who had business back in town.
But they couldn't go no further without the Jack of Hearts.

The next day was hangin' day, the sky was overcast and black,
Big Jim lay covered up, killed by a penknife in the back.
And Rosemary on the gallows, she didn't even blink,
The hangin' judge was sober, he hadn't had a drink.
The only person on the scene missin' was the Jack of Hearts.

The cabaret was empty now, a sign said, "Closed for repair,"
Lily had already taken all of the dye out of her hair.
She was thinkin' 'bout her father, who she very rarely saw,
Thinkin' 'bout Rosemary and thinkin' about the law.
But, most of all she was thinkin' 'bout the Jack of Hearts.

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RE: Welcome to HOtel CollarMe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - 8/10/2007 8:16:31 PM   
e01n


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Did I forget to mention that I normally pick Dylan when sinigng karaoke because he sings in one of the few keys I can sound good in?
Early one mornin' the sun was shinin',
I was layin' in bed
Wond'rin' if she'd changed at all
If her hair was still red.
Her folks they said our lives together
Sure was gonna be rough
They never did like Mama's homemade dress
Papa's bankbook wasn't big enough.
And I was standin' on the side of the road
Rain fallin' on my shoes
Heading out for the East Coast
Lord knows I've paid some dues gettin' through,
Tangled up in blue.

She was married when we first met
Soon to be divorced
I helped her out of a jam, I guess,
But I used a little too much force.
We drove that car as far as we could
Abandoned it out West
Split up on a dark sad night
Both agreeing it was best.
She turned around to look at me
As I was walkin' away
I heard her say over my shoulder,
"We'll meet again someday on the avenue,"
Tangled up in blue.

I had a job in the great north woods
Working as a cook for a spell
But I never did like it all that much
And one day the ax just fell.
So I drifted down to New Orleans
Where I happened to be employed
Workin' for a while on a fishin' boat
Right outside of Delacroix.
But all the while I was alone
The past was close behind,
I seen a lot of women
But she never escaped my mind, and I just grew
Tangled up in blue.

She was workin' in a topless place
And I stopped in for a beer,
I just kept lookin' at the side of her face
In the spotlight so clear.
And later on as the crowd thinned out
I's just about to do the same,
She was standing there in back of my chair
Said to me, "Don't I know your name?"
I muttered somethin' underneath my breath,
She studied the lines on my face.
I must admit I felt a little uneasy
When she bent down to tie the laces of my shoe,
Tangled up in blue.

She lit a burner on the stove and offered me a pipe
"I thought you'd never say hello," she said
"You look like the silent type."
Then she opened up a book of poems
And handed it to me
Written by an Italian poet
From the thirteenth century.
And every one of them words rang true
And glowed like burnin' coal
Pourin' off of every page
Like it was written in my soul from me to you,
Tangled up in blue.

I lived with them on Montague Street
In a basement down the stairs,
There was music in the cafes at night
And revolution in the air.
Then he started into dealing with slaves
And something inside of him died.
She had to sell everything she owned
And froze up inside.
And when finally the bottom fell out
I became withdrawn,
The only thing I knew how to do
Was to keep on keepin' on like a bird that flew,
Tangled up in blue.

So now I'm goin' back again,
I got to get to her somehow.
All the people we used to know
They're an illusion to me now.
Some are mathematicians
Some are carpenter's wives.
Don't know how it all got started,
I don't know what they're doin' with their lives.
But me, I'm still on the road
Headin' for another joint
We always did feel the same,
We just saw it from a different point of view,
Tangled up in blue.

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RE: Welcome to HOtel CollarMe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - 8/10/2007 11:35:28 PM   
e01n


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Oh, c'mon! My singing couldn't be THAT bad!

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