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sappatoti -> RE: Welcome to HOtel CollarMe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (8/11/2007 1:24:58 PM)

Look what I found while swirling around in the darkness, near the place I was sleeping last night:

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Anybody wanna check this out?




beargonewild -> RE: Welcome to HOtel CollarMe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (8/11/2007 1:27:33 PM)

I am so there, I think! If it dangerous or weird or highly unique then yes I'm on my way!




sappatoti -> RE: Welcome to HOtel CollarMe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (8/11/2007 1:37:15 PM)

Damn, it appears that I cannot grab onto the thing. My being blends with the darkness leaving me unable to grab things. Does this mean... am I... a ghost?




JerseyKrissi72 -> RE: Welcome to HOtel CollarMe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (8/11/2007 1:39:57 PM)

I need some clean sheets on my bed...and some room service..chocolate covered strawberries and a massage would do for now[:D]




spiral23 -> RE: Welcome to HOtel CollarMe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (8/11/2007 1:48:41 PM)

releases the vamp DV, hands her a coffe...gives a loud sadistic laugh...and stalks off to find some deviancy....




sappatoti -> RE: Welcome to HOtel CollarMe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (8/11/2007 1:53:42 PM)

For the sheets and room service, you'll need to contact the front desk. I have dark chocolate that I use as a massage agent in my chamber. Come... follow me into the darkness...




JerseyKrissi72 -> RE: Welcome to HOtel CollarMe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (8/11/2007 1:59:31 PM)

follows sappatoti and wonders where this will lead me....




sappatoti -> RE: Welcome to HOtel CollarMe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (8/11/2007 2:06:01 PM)

My dear, lie down upon the mink and rabbit fur while I gently pour the warm dark chocolate over your delightful form... just relax... breathe deep and relax... here in the darkness...




JerseyKrissi72 -> RE: Welcome to HOtel CollarMe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (8/11/2007 2:09:13 PM)

lays down, takes a deep breath and is very so thankful for this moment and release of much stress.




sappatoti -> RE: Welcome to HOtel CollarMe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (8/11/2007 5:11:03 PM)

Leaving Krissi to enjoy her deep relaxation, I swirl about, within the dark confines of this hotel, searching for interesting things to explore...




DiurnalVampire -> RE: Welcome to HOtel CollarMe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (8/11/2007 5:24:27 PM)

*gasp** about time dammit





cuddleheart50 -> RE: Welcome to HOtel CollarMe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (8/11/2007 5:25:12 PM)

is there room service?  i need a massage.




michaelOfGeorgia -> RE: Welcome to HOtel CollarMe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (8/11/2007 5:27:46 PM)

<knock knock>

Room Service




sappatoti -> RE: Welcome to HOtel CollarMe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (8/11/2007 5:28:16 PM)

Oh, but relaxing, dark chocolate massages do take quite a bit of time. No quickies allowed.




cuddleheart50 -> RE: Welcome to HOtel CollarMe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (8/11/2007 5:30:52 PM)

wow!  two for the price of one, thats what I call service.  I dont like quickies anyway, they are way overrated.




sappatoti -> RE: Welcome to HOtel CollarMe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (8/11/2007 5:35:17 PM)

I have no idea who or where Room Service is. But massages are what I do, and as soon as Krissi leaves my chamber, I'll have an opening. Speaking of which, I need to see if she's ready for the final, darkest chocolate layering. Yumm!...




cuddleheart50 -> RE: Welcome to HOtel CollarMe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (8/11/2007 5:38:23 PM)

waits in line.




sappatoti -> RE: Welcome to HOtel CollarMe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (8/11/2007 6:03:00 PM)

I've arranged another dark chamber, deep within the stone walls of this hotel, for your massage. If you're ready now, my dear, please follow to your mink and rabbit fur-lined relaxation chamber.

Oh, and please leave the bright lights out here. You have to be one with the darkness...




cuddleheart50 -> RE: Welcome to HOtel CollarMe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (8/11/2007 6:04:45 PM)

Ugh!  I dont like the darkness, but this massage is going to be worth it!!!




sappatoti -> RE: Welcome to HOtel CollarMe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (8/11/2007 6:09:56 PM)

My dear, you've nothing to fear. Lie upon the mink... relax... breathe slowly... deeply... relax... let your mind wander... and let the soothing warmth of the deep, dark chocolate comfort your feminine form... let your mind wander...




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