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stella41b -> RE: Welcome to Hotel CollarMe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (9/29/2008 5:38:23 PM)

I love Freddie's singing. Hence the chewing nuts. They're covered in chocolate. I just had to go and see a man about a dog.



MadAxeman -> RE: Welcome to Hotel CollarMe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (9/29/2008 10:07:19 PM)

The barstool is upside down Holly
Can I get a room here with a maxi bar?



sirsholly -> RE: Welcome to Hotel CollarMe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (9/30/2008 3:57:46 AM)

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ORIGINAL: MadAxeman

The barstool is upside down Holly



oh.

Damn Axe...is that what it is? I just thought you were glad to see me.

*eases barstool leg from crotch*



GreedyTop -> RE: Welcome to Hotel CollarMe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (9/30/2008 4:49:16 AM)

*sigh* I miss Freddie.. although, Paul Rodgers is a passable substitute...



sambamanslilgirl -> RE: Welcome to Hotel CollarMe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (9/30/2008 7:58:09 AM)

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ORIGINAL: stella41b

*duct tapes sambamanslilgirl to one side of pool table and bear to the other just as a social experiment*


he he he - foolish woman - don't you know duct tape cannot hold this vamp down?

*disappears back to the vampire realm again*

damn it's hard getting a good day's sleep around here



beargonewild -> RE: Welcome to Hotel CollarMe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (9/30/2008 2:38:29 PM)

*sneaks an ultra sonic noise maker in sambasis' cloak*

Gawd I just lurve tormenting vampires  *snickersnort*



MadAxeman -> RE: Welcome to Hotel CollarMe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (9/30/2008 9:02:40 PM)

Always. Can I get you a drink?



beargonewild -> RE: Welcome to Hotel CollarMe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (9/30/2008 9:17:32 PM)

*stealthily sneaks into the vampire lair and finds sambasis' sleeping form.....quickly materializes a branding iron and brands the vanpire's arm with the symbol of a bear paw.....a permanent sign from her new owner*

muhahahahahahahahahaha

*heads back to the Hotel for a drink with the MadAxeman*



NihilusZero -> RE: Welcome to Hotel CollarMe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (9/30/2008 9:20:58 PM)

There's a hotel here?!?

I received no informative brochure telling me so when I arrived!!

I want my money ba.......

...oh. wait.

nevermind

[&o]



christine1 -> RE: Welcome to Hotel CollarMe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (9/30/2008 9:23:20 PM)

the last time i was here, we were looking for the hidden cameras.

is there room service now?  can i get a waffle please?



sambamanslilgirl -> RE: Welcome to Hotel CollarMe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (9/30/2008 9:26:20 PM)

*awakes from her much needed slumber with the smell of hot iron sizzling on her arm*

grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwl

i feel like having some rare bear steaks tonight.....




sappatoti -> RE: Welcome to Hotel CollarMe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (10/2/2008 7:45:48 PM)

[... watching all that's going on with amusement ... sending more steam to the water torture chambers ...]



sappatoti -> RE: Welcome to Hotel CollarMe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (10/2/2008 8:43:28 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: christine1

the last time i was here, we were looking for the hidden cameras.

is there room service now?  can i get a waffle please?


[... sends a thick waffle bursting with creamy goodness to Christine's room, handcarried by one of the hotel's well-chiseled masseurs ...]



yourdarkdesire -> RE: Welcome to Hotel CollarMe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (10/3/2008 12:03:17 AM)

somebody came in a waffle? that's just gross!



sambamanslilgirl -> RE: Welcome to Hotel CollarMe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (10/3/2008 6:36:04 AM)

i told you people to avoid Sappa's waffles ...he uses a "secret" batter



sappatoti -> RE: Welcome to Hotel CollarMe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (10/3/2008 7:52:20 AM)

[sm=evil.gif]



sambamanslilgirl -> RE: Welcome to Hotel CollarMe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (10/3/2008 10:21:33 AM)

also - avoid the pancakes and french toast too ...you don't want to know what he uses in that either



sappatoti -> RE: Welcome to Hotel CollarMe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (10/3/2008 11:53:05 AM)

While I don't divulge secrets, I can say that I've not heard one complaint about my pancakes and French toast. ;-)



stella41b -> RE: Welcome to Hotel CollarMe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (10/3/2008 12:05:46 PM)

It's the cheese.



sirsholly -> RE: Welcome to Hotel CollarMe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (10/3/2008 12:07:30 PM)

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ORIGINAL: sambamanslilgirl

i told you people to avoid Sappa's waffles ...he uses a "secret" batter


Relax...I'll do the cooking[:)]



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