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RE: Welcome to Hotel CollarMe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - 10/3/2008 1:15:25 PM

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a dentist ...here? yikes!

*vanishes like the wind with her pizza back to the old country for safety*

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RE: Welcome to Hotel CollarMe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - 10/3/2008 1:20:04 PM

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It's okay. I studied my dentistry in Albania (the studies were cheap).

I'm also qualified to repair washing machines, televisions, and do electrical wiring.

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RE: Welcome to Hotel CollarMe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - 10/3/2008 1:41:32 PM

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start with sappa first - there's something screwy with his electrical wiring

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RE: Welcome to Hotel CollarMe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - 10/3/2008 1:42:34 PM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: sambamanslilgirl

start with sappa first - there's something screwy with his electrical wiring

nothing a frontal lobotomy wouldn't fix.....

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RE: Welcome to Hotel CollarMe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - 10/3/2008 1:45:08 PM

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hey, Stella, do you give cooking lessons too?

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RE: Welcome to Hotel CollarMe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - 10/3/2008 1:46:04 PM

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LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!

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RE: Welcome to Hotel CollarMe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - 10/3/2008 1:46:36 PM

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Works for me. Stella will perform the op... who's going to be the anesthetist?

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RE: Welcome to Hotel CollarMe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - 10/3/2008 2:04:30 PM

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*weg*

that would be me - heh heh heh heh

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RE: Welcome to Hotel CollarMe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - 10/3/2008 2:11:44 PM

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You've been just itching to poke me with something since the continuum almost sucked you into them, haven't you.

Regardless, I ain't afraid of no vamp... make my day.

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RE: Welcome to Hotel CollarMe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - 10/4/2008 12:25:02 PM

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*smiles* while poking a large hypodermic needle into sappa's arm

just relax and count backwards from 50 ...that's it - relax and sleep ....forever *insert evil laughter*

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RE: Welcome to Hotel CollarMe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - 10/4/2008 12:44:55 PM

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[... mentally counts to 50 times five ... slightly opens one eye ... ]

Is she gone yet?

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RE: Welcome to Hotel CollarMe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - 10/4/2008 12:47:19 PM

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injects sappa with a tainted cocktail mix

that should keep you and the contimum out of my head for centuries

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RE: Welcome to Hotel CollarMe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - 10/4/2008 1:11:51 PM

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[... why deprive samba of her moment? ... let's see what I can do here ... I leave the tainted and anesthetized body on the table and retake my former shape on the overlook ... I spot the poor pizza delivery guy desperately trying to find a way off the hotel's grounds ... silly man, doesn't he realize that he can never leave? ... swooping down, I grab the poor innocent man into my talons and take him to one of the mummification rooms ... making sure his body is sufficiently sucked into the vacuum table, I remove his poor soul and place it into what was once my avatar lying unconscious upon the table ... the lobotomy will make sure he doesn't make the mistake of trying to leave the hotel again and samba's thinking she's rid of me forever ... killing two birds with one stone, as it were ... I return back to the overlook and wait for another innocent victim ...]

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RE: Welcome to Hotel CollarMe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - 10/4/2008 1:46:52 PM

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smiles at her deadly handiwork and gathers up sappa's lifeless body ...calmly strolls outside to the hedged garden maze towards the burial plot the vampire warrior has prepared for him ...she unceremonously dumps his body into the ground and covers it quickly...

he he he - let's see him get out of that

vanishes back to the cold, wintry realm of the old slavic world to join her other vampyre brethern preparing for battle.....

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RE: Welcome to Hotel CollarMe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - 10/4/2008 3:40:03 PM

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hears a thump and cackling from where she was sleeping inside the grotto.... wanders outside to see who disturbed her sleep....

peeks around the maze and sees samba pat down some dirt over what looks suspiciously like a grave. waits til samba leaves and ambles over. she was careless, several fingers still remain outside the dirt. angel brushes them off and digs in the dirt with her hand far enough to realise that it's the hand of sappa.... turning green briefly, and then standing up and emitting a turbulent purple haze, angel storms into the house to find samba, who killed her beloved sappa.......

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RE: Welcome to Hotel CollarMe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - 10/4/2008 4:36:31 PM

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[... crouching on the overlook I watch as samba and Angel play out their dance ... I won't disturb their fun ... in a shimmer I morph into being the bartender in the lounge awaiting my next customer ...]

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RE: Welcome to Hotel CollarMe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - 10/4/2008 7:19:28 PM

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sensing her sis' anger back at the hotel, the warrior blocks Angel from entering the vampyre realm as she stands on the battlements staring at the advancing enemy fast approaching the castle....

i had to do it, sis ....i cannot have sappa and that continum interfering with this ...not now ...not ever... sambasis whispers into the chilling winds

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RE: Welcome to Hotel CollarMe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - 10/4/2008 7:25:23 PM

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*wanders up to the bar*

A double rum and pepsi please with a shot of absinthe.

Say barkeep, I see the angel and the blood sucker at battling it out!

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RE: Welcome to Hotel CollarMe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - 10/4/2008 7:26:58 PM

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and while you at it, send a bottle of your finest vodka to Stella.

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RE: Welcome to Hotel CollarMe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - 10/4/2008 7:27:05 PM

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Coming right up.

It feels like a storm is coming. Think it will be a good one?

[... passes bear's order across the bar to him ... room service will send the vodka to Stella ...]

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