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RE: Welcome to Hotel CollarMe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - 10/6/2008 6:17:26 PM   
sappatoti


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Status: offline 		Well, the hotel's management gets a bit squicky if they catch me drinking while on duty... something about excessive welts being left behind on some of the guests. But since none of the managers seem to be around...

[... reaches through a shimmering portal and brings forth a squatly shaped crucible holding green colored spirits from another dimension ...]

Not sure what this is exactly, but it's green.

[... takes a swig of the potent potable ...]

Yep, it's definitely green.

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RE: Welcome to Hotel CollarMe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - 10/7/2008 6:08:51 AM   
sambamanslilgirl


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Status: offline 		we vampyres have lived in our realm for centuries ...before your continum decided to referee us.

bear - i accidentally bit you when that happened

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...announcing Mr. & Mrs. British Petrol ...yeah, marrying into oil is slick business...

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RE: Welcome to Hotel CollarMe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - 10/7/2008 7:21:49 AM   
sappatoti


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Status: offline 		Samba, the continuum has been around far, far longer than any one realm. They observed the first physical/biological realms being formed. There are realms far older than your own. It's only now that your realm has achieved the intelligence level necessary to understand the existence of the continuum. We're not here to guide you along any path nor to prevent you from doing whatever it is you're destined to do along your evolutionary course. We're merely here to pick up the pieces that inevitably shake out when one realm gets too big, too quickly and thinks it knows how to go about interfering, in some fashion, in the affairs of other realms.

We've were here long before you evolved into the beings you are and we'll be here long after you've devolved. That's it.

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Never mind the man on the edge of the darkness... he means no harm...

"Community, Identity, Stability." ~ A Brave New World, Aldous Huxley, 1932

If you don't like my attitude, QUIT TALKING TO ME!

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RE: Welcome to Hotel CollarMe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - 10/7/2008 10:14:17 AM   
sambamanslilgirl


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Status: offline 		well take your evil garbage out of my realm then....

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...2011 - year of the fabulous rock star life ...and i do it so well...


...announcing Mr. & Mrs. British Petrol ...yeah, marrying into oil is slick business...

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RE: Welcome to Hotel CollarMe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - 10/7/2008 10:20:25 AM   
sappatoti


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Never mind the man on the edge of the darkness... he means no harm...

"Community, Identity, Stability." ~ A Brave New World, Aldous Huxley, 1932

If you don't like my attitude, QUIT TALKING TO ME!

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RE: Welcome to Hotel CollarMe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - 10/7/2008 10:22:21 AM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: sappatoti

It's not my garbage


Sappy is talking trash again


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RE: Welcome to Hotel CollarMe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - 10/7/2008 10:24:41 AM   
sambamanslilgirl


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Status: offline 		that's ok - i'll dump the dead and the remaining survivors into a dead realm where they won't bother us anymore ...then i'm off to find someone once thought missing....

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...2011 - year of the fabulous rock star life ...and i do it so well...


...announcing Mr. & Mrs. British Petrol ...yeah, marrying into oil is slick business...

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RE: Welcome to Hotel CollarMe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - 10/7/2008 10:28:50 AM   
sappatoti


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Status: offline 		I know. Trash talking is so... dirty. ;-)

Speaking of which, please excuse me while I make this announcement...

May I have your attention please. The preliminary rounds of the submissive pudding wrestling tournament are about to begin. If you have not yet signed up, please do so at the station next to the Grotto of the Angel out by the pool. Again... the preliminary rounds of the submissive pudding wrestling tournament are about to begin out by the pool. Thank you for choosing Hotel CollarMe as your vacation resort and have a kinky day.

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Never mind the man on the edge of the darkness... he means no harm...

"Community, Identity, Stability." ~ A Brave New World, Aldous Huxley, 1932

If you don't like my attitude, QUIT TALKING TO ME!

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RE: Welcome to Hotel CollarMe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - 10/7/2008 10:31:31 AM   
sambamanslilgirl


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Status: offline 		if i win, do i get to dine on the loser?    a vampire has to eat, ya know

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...2011 - year of the fabulous rock star life ...and i do it so well...


...announcing Mr. & Mrs. British Petrol ...yeah, marrying into oil is slick business...

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RE: Welcome to Hotel CollarMe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - 10/7/2008 10:42:51 AM   
sappatoti


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quote:

ORIGINAL: sambamanslilgirl

that's ok - i'll dump the dead and the remaining survivors into a dead realm where they won't bother us anymore ...then i'm off to find someone once thought missing....


That'll work.

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Never mind the man on the edge of the darkness... he means no harm...

"Community, Identity, Stability." ~ A Brave New World, Aldous Huxley, 1932

If you don't like my attitude, QUIT TALKING TO ME!

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RE: Welcome to Hotel CollarMe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - 10/7/2008 12:32:48 PM   
sappatoti


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quote:

ORIGINAL: sambamanslilgirl

if i win, do i get to dine on the loser? a vampire has to eat, ya know


Yes, those are new house rules... the losers must pass before you. However, so as to be completely fair to the masters or mistresses who've lost a sub, they can take any uncollared or not yet spoken for sub at the hotel as a replacement.

< Message edited by sappatoti -- 10/7/2008 12:33:18 PM >

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Never mind the man on the edge of the darkness... he means no harm...

"Community, Identity, Stability." ~ A Brave New World, Aldous Huxley, 1932

If you don't like my attitude, QUIT TALKING TO ME!

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RE: Welcome to Hotel CollarMe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - 10/7/2008 3:43:45 PM   
beargonewild


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Status: offline 		Unless I decide to burn the losers to a crisp before she gets them?

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RE: Welcome to Hotel CollarMe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - 10/7/2008 5:09:59 PM   
sappatoti


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Status: offline 		Well, if you and samba would like to compete against each other for the losing subs, I'm sure the hotel will be happy to work something out... as long as they get their usual cut of the proceeds.

I don't think you'll hear any arguments from the masters and mistresses of those losing subs. They would, in all likelihood, be embarrassed at the prospect of dominating losers... something they' probably not want other dominants to know about.



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Never mind the man on the edge of the darkness... he means no harm...

"Community, Identity, Stability." ~ A Brave New World, Aldous Huxley, 1932

If you don't like my attitude, QUIT TALKING TO ME!

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RE: Welcome to Hotel CollarMe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - 10/7/2008 8:43:16 PM   
beargonewild


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Status: offline 		Eh....I just figure I'd burn one on samaba....always entertaining to see a riled up vampyre  *snicker*

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Do Not Rile da Chosen Bear

Promiscuous boy you already know
That I’m all yours what you waiting for?

Resident MANWHORE ~1000 Bear pts~

10 NZ points
Whips~n~Cuffs

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RE: Welcome to Hotel CollarMe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - 10/8/2008 7:24:43 AM   
sambamanslilgirl


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quote:

ORIGINAL: beargonewild

Unless I decide to burn the losers to a crisp before she gets them?

they're no good to me if you burn them in crispy fried meat 

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...2011 - year of the fabulous rock star life ...and i do it so well...


...announcing Mr. & Mrs. British Petrol ...yeah, marrying into oil is slick business...

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RE: Welcome to Hotel CollarMe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - 10/8/2008 7:26:44 AM   
sambamanslilgirl


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quote:

ORIGINAL: beargonewild

Eh....I just figure I'd burn one on samaba....always entertaining to see a riled up vampyre  *snicker*

kicking bear's arse for that remark - she growls harshly

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...2011 - year of the fabulous rock star life ...and i do it so well...


...announcing Mr. & Mrs. British Petrol ...yeah, marrying into oil is slick business...

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RE: Welcome to Hotel CollarMe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - 10/8/2008 2:08:43 PM   
sappatoti


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Attention Hotel guests... we have a special announcement to make.

The Hotel CollarMe is pleased to announce the return engagement of the infamous ass-kicking contest between our loveable vamp, samba, and the fire-breathing bear. This is a one-time special engagement you sure do not want to miss. Plenty of good viewing is available from any location on the hotel grounds, so grab your subs, your drinks, and head on out to watch the Clash of the Titans.

For your safety we encourage all guests to donn the Nomex-lined HazMat suits they will find hanging in their closets. The Hotel will not be liable for any personal injuries received while viewing this spectacular event.

We hope you will enjoy this once-in-a-lifetime contest. It is our pleasure to be able to bring it to you. Thank you for choosing to stay at Hotel CollarMe, and have a wonderful fry... I mean... fight.


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Never mind the man on the edge of the darkness... he means no harm...

"Community, Identity, Stability." ~ A Brave New World, Aldous Huxley, 1932

If you don't like my attitude, QUIT TALKING TO ME!

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RE: Welcome to Hotel CollarMe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - 10/8/2008 4:42:29 PM   
sambamanslilgirl


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From: Chicago, IL
Status: offline 		i'm loveable?  lmao


just remember, sappa, i'm not fighting fair either  

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...2011 - year of the fabulous rock star life ...and i do it so well...


...announcing Mr. & Mrs. British Petrol ...yeah, marrying into oil is slick business...

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RE: Welcome to Hotel CollarMe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - 10/8/2008 6:16:36 PM   
beargonewild


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Status: offline 		*wanders over and raps loundly on samba's coffin*
Hey...you in there?


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Do Not Rile da Chosen Bear

Promiscuous boy you already know
That I’m all yours what you waiting for?

Resident MANWHORE ~1000 Bear pts~

10 NZ points
Whips~n~Cuffs

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RE: Welcome to Hotel CollarMe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! - 10/9/2008 12:13:21 PM   
sappatoti


Posts: 14844
Joined: 10/30/2006
From: the edge of darkness...
Status: offline 		[... makes the rounds through the hotel, guiding the guests to the fodder... er... viewing places ...]

_____________________________

Never mind the man on the edge of the darkness... he means no harm...

"Community, Identity, Stability." ~ A Brave New World, Aldous Huxley, 1932

If you don't like my attitude, QUIT TALKING TO ME!

(in reply to beargonewild)
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