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beargonewild -> RE: Welcome to HOtel CollarMe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (8/16/2007 7:27:27 AM)
This joint have any good sushi?

Twicehappy2x -> RE: Welcome to HOtel CollarMe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (8/16/2007 7:29:46 AM)
Mirrors on the ceiling and pink champagne on ice..... Ooops, excuse me wrong Hotel.

beargonewild -> RE: Welcome to HOtel CollarMe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (8/16/2007 7:32:53 AM)
Maybe not....you can check out anytime you want but you can never leave!

sambamanslilgirl -> RE: Welcome to HOtel CollarMe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (8/16/2007 7:36:44 AM)
keep the noise down ...vampire princess napping

beargonewild -> RE: Welcome to HOtel CollarMe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (8/16/2007 7:45:05 AM)
Hey princess, is this garlic fresh? ......hands over several bulbs.......

sambamanslilgirl -> RE: Welcome to HOtel CollarMe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (8/16/2007 7:49:38 AM)
hahaha - old world fabled myths, bear, dreamt up by a raving lunatic ...thanks i'll use them in my sauce tonight for dinner

beargonewild -> RE: Welcome to HOtel CollarMe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (8/16/2007 7:51:49 AM)
....slaps hand..... Hands off princess, that's for my lasagna. Go get your own garlic.

sappatoti -> RE: Welcome to HOtel CollarMe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (8/16/2007 7:58:00 AM)
... using my multiphasic voice, heard throughout the hotel... "Good morning guests, and such a fine morning it is. In just a few moments time, the racquetball courts will be opening for those who feel the need to whack some balls. Located just down the hall from the massage chambers, the hotel features state of the art facilities just perfect for relieving some of that pent up aggression. We invite you to bring your balls and your racquets and have a great time. We at the Hotel CollarMe appreciate your patronage and wish you all the best as you go about your day."

sambamanslilgirl -> RE: Welcome to HOtel CollarMe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (8/16/2007 7:59:25 AM)
OUCH!! damn it, bear! you broke a nail! crying however my lasagna is better than yours razz

KMsAngel -> RE: Welcome to HOtel CollarMe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (8/16/2007 8:09:19 AM)
oh please, mine outshines all of yours! what say we have a lasagne bake off tonight?

sappatoti -> RE: Welcome to HOtel CollarMe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (8/16/2007 8:10:59 AM)
I'd offer to be one of the judges, though I don't think stone people have taste buds. [:(]

beargonewild -> RE: Welcome to HOtel CollarMe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (8/16/2007 8:11:57 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: sambamanslilgirl OUCH!! damn it, bear! you broke a nail! crying however my lasagna is better than yours razz MEDIC!!!!!!

KMsAngel -> RE: Welcome to HOtel CollarMe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (8/16/2007 8:17:52 AM)
well if u can morph, can't u shape shift to a more bio based body? did u ever taste the cranberry juice i dropped on you?

sappatoti -> RE: Welcome to HOtel CollarMe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (8/16/2007 8:20:19 AM)
Sadly no, I didn't tast your beverage. And my morphing doesn't allow for me to go from silicon based to organically based. You could use me, though, to throw your pasta against to see if it's done.

KMsAngel -> RE: Welcome to HOtel CollarMe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (8/16/2007 8:22:57 AM)
hm that seems rather demeaning to you though. disrespectful.

sappatoti -> RE: Welcome to HOtel CollarMe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (8/16/2007 8:28:35 AM)
I've always wanted to whipped with a wet noodle, so maybe this would be my chance?

KMsAngel -> RE: Welcome to HOtel CollarMe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (8/16/2007 8:31:30 AM)
rofl, i can do that for you. i've always wanted to whip someone with a wet noodle or 10.

sappatoti -> RE: Welcome to HOtel CollarMe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (8/16/2007 8:47:28 AM)
The good thing about whipping me is that you can whip away to your heart's content... I won't welt up nor whine about it.

spiral23 -> RE: Welcome to HOtel CollarMe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (8/16/2007 10:18:29 AM)
no welts...takes the fun out of it...not pretty patterns...no lingering memories of the how you made them... hmmm...does hammer and chisels work on you?...i always fancied being a sculpture artist..

sappatoti -> RE: Welcome to HOtel CollarMe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (8/16/2007 10:20:11 AM)
Sure, chisel away. The nice thing is if you make a mistake I can wipe it clean so you can restart.

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