sappatoti
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Joined: 10/30/2006 From: the edge of darkness... Status: offline
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... using my multiphasic voice, heard throughout the hotel... "Good morning guests, and such a fine morning it is. In just a few moments time, the racquetball courts will be opening for those who feel the need to whack some balls. Located just down the hall from the massage chambers, the hotel features state of the art facilities just perfect for relieving some of that pent up aggression. We invite you to bring your balls and your racquets and have a great time. We at the Hotel CollarMe appreciate your patronage and wish you all the best as you go about your day."
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Never mind the man on the edge of the darkness... he means no harm... "Community, Identity, Stability." ~ A Brave New World, Aldous Huxley, 1932 If you don't like my attitude, QUIT TALKING TO ME!
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