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Masque66 -> Why size? (8/2/2007 10:49:54 PM)

Why does size matter?  This was prompted by an ad requiring an extremely well endowed master, something struck me.  Why does size matter anymore?  I don't mean "size shouldn't matter" or any of that B.S.  If being stuffed like grandma's Thanksgiving turkey is your thing, you're going to want someone who can fill the role of corn bread.  But times and technology have changed the field.  No matter how big, long, or hard you are the rubber industry can put out something bigger.  Extremerestraints has one as big as my arm.  If I had that in real life I would only have enough blood to maintain my dick or my brain at any given time.  Lord help me if I ever donated to red cross.  While men everywhere will probably cringe at the thought of my derailing the value of their prized peckers, what can you do that that molded silicone can't?  Put it in hot water and it's warm.  Strap it on and you can mount her (why not put one on anyways so you can fill both at once?  Right, it has no pulse so a throbbing dildo is out of the picture.  But even as I say this I'm sure some cutie out there is wondering how she can hook Mr. Black Dillinger up to a metronome. It's really only a matter of time.  About the only thing you can't do with a fake dick (without some fast hands or refrigeration) is get her pregnant.  So what's the deal with big now that Mr. Supercock is no longer your boyfriend but a brand name?

disclaimer: no offense is meant to those of prodigous size or those desiring prodigous size.  Some offense is meant to mr. supercock, however.  Uppity bastard.



Babybass -> RE: Why size? (8/3/2007 2:48:15 AM)

i have always thought that size doesn't matter - its what you do with it that counts - LOL!!
But there does seem to be an obsession with size - and its among men! They feel they have to tell you if they are well endowed - and i am sure some are exagerating just a bit. And of course - then there are the ones who want to send you a pic! i really don't need to be seeing that - i don't even know you!!!
Anyway - i don't get it either!



SoftKajira -> RE: Why size? (8/3/2007 4:56:32 AM)

well I personally prefer big ones I love the way they feel,  as far as the fake ones.. I don't like the feel of fake ones, I never have cared for them at all, even in bi-sexual relations, so a rubber one can do nothing for me .. i hate them and rarely use them if I have a choice. I much prefer a big real one.



DomMeinCT -> RE: Why size? (8/3/2007 7:03:38 AM)

Size only matters to people for whom it matters. 



daddysprop247 -> RE: Why size? (8/3/2007 9:28:14 AM)

it's not just about the penis, it's about what's attached to it. if all a chick wants is something big, long and hard rammed up her holes, she can get some dildos and be a lesbian. but a man-loving heterosexual female needs the MAN that comes along with the tool. personally the thought of a dildo or vibe has always seemed cold and ridiculous to me.



slaveish -> RE: Why size? (8/3/2007 12:44:25 PM)

I don't like the feel of dildos (although I have been known to ride them to get the job done or to visually titillate). Skin is muuuuuch nicer. A man's cock changes shape, moves, lubricates, stays warm, and doesn't seem to cause as much irritating friction as a rubber penis. I'd rather fuck a small man than a gigantic piece of injection molding, ~any~ day.



GhitaAmati -> RE: Why size? (8/3/2007 12:48:22 PM)

I dunno...the truth is, if size really is important to someone..isnt it best to get it out in the open as soon as possible? Wouldnt you hate to take some girl out to dinner and the movies 4 or 5 times, spending who knows how much money, only to finally get to the bedroom with her and find out you wasted your paycheck cause she doesnt want you?



mnottertail -> RE: Why size? (8/3/2007 12:52:24 PM)

Exactly----you don't know how many times I have had a woman run screaming into the night when they find out I have a rooster head on mine and that I love to peck them on the fuckin' head with it, talk about a fuckin' let down.

Crowing Dom 



philosophy -> RE: Why size? (8/3/2007 1:11:18 PM)

..think i saw the headline about that....

"Chicken Pecker in Head Fiasco"



RCdc -> RE: Why size? (8/3/2007 2:54:49 PM)

I am not shallow because I prefere a penis of adequate size and girth anymore than someone who has any number of preferences.  So some women prefere men with a larger cock - get used to it and suck it up - then move on.[;)]
 
Comparing dildos to a penis is comparing k-mart flipflop to a pair of Jimmy Chu.
They both have their place sure - but really?
 
Peace
the.dark.



thornhappy -> RE: Why size? (8/3/2007 3:22:37 PM)

As noted above, flesh-and-blood penises are much more interesting.  And I do like the larger ones, to a point.  I would run from the "18 Inch Man", for instance.  (Besides, he just tends to lay there.)

thornhappy



slaveluci -> RE: Why size? (8/3/2007 3:31:48 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: daddysprop247
a man-loving heterosexual female needs the MAN that comes along with the tool

I know that isn't the case for everyone but I personally feel the same.  It's not about what is filling me up at the moment.  It's so much more about the reaction of the man attached to what's filling me up at the moment[;)].  Penetration has never been a big turn-on for me, anyway, except that it's pleasing to the man doing it.  Master's pleasure from using me this way is the real turn-on, not how big what He's got shoved inside me is.  Just my personal opinion though I know everyone varies.........luci 



vegas0623 -> RE: Why size? (8/3/2007 6:29:25 PM)

I never thought size mattered either until just recently when I had my first well endowed man, it was approx. 8.25' - 8.5" and a little over average in thickness, now I can't imagine going back to average. It may seem shallow, which I've never considered myself to be before, but the experience was mind blowing, especially because he could really work it! However, ultimately I do think thickness is more important than excessive length after experiencing both. I've had toys larger than him and they just cannot compare to the feel of a warm, silky cock.



chiaThePet -> RE: Why size? (8/3/2007 7:37:41 PM)

You can't deep throat a small dick, plain and simple.

Sometimes i just don't give a rat's ass who attached to it.

i know, i know, i'm a shameless hussy.

chia* (the pet)



feastie -> RE: Why size? (8/3/2007 7:48:58 PM)

I really don't care.



MissMagnolia -> RE: Why size? (8/3/2007 7:51:54 PM)

Too small and I'm waiting for them to get it in there, but suddenly surprised when I hear the "OH GODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD" and realise not only did they start, but they also finished without me!! On the other hand (or both hands in this case!), too large and I tremble in fear. Seeing a male zooming in on me, brandishing what looks like a gigantic Hungarian salami makes me reach for the phone number of the nearest casualty department.

I think males are the only ones truly worried about the size of their bits. They always seem to need so much reassurance that they are "normal".



Griswold -> RE: Why size? (8/3/2007 7:55:18 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Masque66

Why does size matter?  This was prompted by an ad requiring an extremely well endowed master, something struck me.  Why does size matter anymore?  I don't mean "size shouldn't matter" or any of that B.S.  If being stuffed like grandma's Thanksgiving turkey is your thing, you're going to want someone who can fill the role of corn bread.  But times and technology have changed the field.  No matter how big, long, or hard you are the rubber industry can put out something bigger.  Extremerestraints has one as big as my arm.  If I had that in real life I would only have enough blood to maintain my dick or my brain at any given time.  Lord help me if I ever donated to red cross.  While men everywhere will probably cringe at the thought of my derailing the value of their prized peckers, what can you do that that molded silicone can't?  Put it in hot water and it's warm.  Strap it on and you can mount her (why not put one on anyways so you can fill both at once?  Right, it has no pulse so a throbbing dildo is out of the picture.  But even as I say this I'm sure some cutie out there is wondering how she can hook Mr. Black Dillinger up to a metronome. It's really only a matter of time.  About the only thing you can't do with a fake dick (without some fast hands or refrigeration) is get her pregnant.  So what's the deal with big now that Mr. Supercock is no longer your boyfriend but a brand name?

disclaimer: no offense is meant to those of prodigous size or those desiring prodigous size.  Some offense is meant to mr. supercock, however.  Uppity bastard.


Ask the question.

Stop.

(Wait for the answer).



SeeksOnlyOne -> RE: Why size? (8/3/2007 7:58:12 PM)

i have a dear friend, who always says about the size of her hubby, "well he is perfect for anal!"...............heh



Masque66 -> RE: Why size? (8/3/2007 11:31:06 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Griswold

Ask the question.

Stop.

(Wait for the answer).


If I did that I wouldn't have been able to clarify my question, get the answers I'm seeking, or let a little of myself appear in the words.  I.E. it would have been more boring.



chey -> RE: Why size? (8/3/2007 11:39:16 PM)

I think I am laughing too hard to even post!

I would never let someone special get away simply because he was not well enough endowed however in the time leading up to us getting naked I am probably saying a little prayer that goes something like "please let him be blessed!" ..........................what??? HE knows what I mean by blessed!



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