undergroundsea -> RE: footwear (8/6/2007 10:40:39 PM)
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ORIGINAL: MySweetSubmssive 17 1/2. I know! You were playing fetch with a sub who is into puppy play and threw your shoe. It turns out he has even a bigger fetish for shoes and the rascal ran off with it--like that dog in that Chevy Chase film Funny Farm. Yes? Ok. So then you went to a fetish ball but had to suddenly leave at midnight. And in the hurry, one of the shoes slipped off your foot. And instead of returning it, the damn host has it set on his mantle. Yes? No? Ok. So this one sub was being such a pain that you had to kick him in the rear. Well you kicked so hard and on target that the shoe got lodged in him. And since it had been where it had been, you decided to write that one off. Yes? Ok. Maybe you were had by one of those smooth criminals who break into a house to steal a shoe or socks. No? Oh my God! It's the aliens from that Hanes TV commercial! First they used to steal just one sock from the dryer! Now they are coming after one of each pair of shoes! Everyone! Protect yourself and your shoes! Tie them together! There is power in numbers! Or send them to me! I will keep them safe! Even at night! I will sleep with them! Have you ever heard of aliens stealing a man's pillow or blanket? See? ;-) Cheers, Sea
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