|
SusanofO -> The BDSM Darwin Awards - got a favorite? (8/3/2007 1:19:35 PM)
|
Have a worthy example of BDSM stupidity? Does some of what you read or see (or even have done yourself) make your head hurt, it was or is - so idiotic? Send it in!
My personal favorite was the guy I read about on the CM boards, who got his brand new shiny Bullwhip in the mail, and was going to give it a full-blown (sans practice) "test run" on his GF that very week-end. Let's hope she is still breathing.[:o][:o][:D]
Have I ever, personally made a mistake? It's been awhile, let me think...(seriously, don't get me started. The answer is YES. And I do realize "we all start somewhere" etc.) Do I "just think I know "everything?" No -I am kinda like Yogi-Berra - I have learned that I know so little at times, that I don't even suspect anything (however, I do reasearch BDSM types of things.)
Am I arrogant? Or just a whiny, victimized Bitch, perhaps - simply for starting this thread?(well personally, I think that's taking things a bit far).
Nor am I trying to induce "competitiveness" (does anyone really have to do that, with some of the Doms - and heck, just plain other people, around? What with the OneTrueWayism we see out there, at times? Maybe this would be a good "outlet" ,even, for some of that - although that isn't the true purpose here (and if someone interprets it that way, it's their choice.) The purpose is humor.
Not everyone who has one is an arrogant jerk, or jerkess.
***I just plain think some stuff is funny (and so do you - admit it).
I definitely realize that "Newbies" (of which I still am one, in many ways) have a right to make mistakes, and are on a steep "learning curve". *Hey - "Newbies" aren't the ones who are doing this kind of stuff - are they now? No. Some of these people are "experienced" Manly, Domly men, and soft-spoken, "obedient" "submissive enough" submissives and slaves, sometimes.
Anyway - I still think some of what I hear and read is really really, just - Funny.
*I am actually thinking physical examples, more than emotional ones ("My GD BF beat me up for the 50th time, and I went back to him, and gee whiz, He just won't learn", etc - those just make me Sad. But those are okay, too).
I just think contemplating stuff like this can be helpful, and pretty instructive, sometimes.
Whew!! There. Now that I have (hopefully) avoided a "Flame-fest" - please feel free to send in your own entry (it can be personal, or just something you read or heard about.)
**First Prize is a week-end in Malibu, with the partner(s) of your choice - with a new piece of your favorite BDSM equipment included (!!!). Federal, state and local taxes excluded. No mention of first or last names (it's against the TOS).Void where non-consensually prohibited[;)][:)]
Entries should be about yourself, or about un-named "others" - "un-named" being the key word here. And also possibly, not a recent experience maybe related to a scene you had with your "best friend"(who may still be on the CM boards.) You understand what I mean...I know you do.
* Well, I am leaving town, so I gotta go pack (I just thought this might be a fun thread to start).
Have a good week-end, ya'll.
- Susan
|
|
|
|
