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MzStormD -> When will they learn?? (8/4/2007 3:02:35 PM)
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On their wedding night, the young bride approached her new husband and
asked for $20.00 for their first lovemaking encounter. In his highly aroused state her
husband readily agreed.
This scenario was repeated each time they made love, for the next 30
years, with him thinking that it was a cute way for her to afford new clothes and other
incidentals that she needed.
Arriving home around noon one day, she was surprised to find her husband in a very drunken
state. During the next few minutes, he explained that his employer was
going through a process of corporate downsizing, and he had been let go. It was unlikely
that at the age of 55, he'd be able to find another position that paid anywhere near what he'd
been earning, and therefore, they were financially ruined.
Calmly, his wife handed him a bank book which showed thirty years of deposits and interest
totaling nearly $1 million. Then she showed him certificates of deposits issued by the
bank which were worth over $2 million, and informed him that they were one of the largest
depositors in the bank.
She explained that for the 30 years she had charged him for sex, these
holdings had multiplied and these were the results of her savings and investments.
Faced with evidence of cash and investments worth over $3 million, her husband was so
astounded he could barely speak, but finally he found his voice and
blurted out, "If I'd had any idea what you were doing, I would have given you all my business!"
THAT'S WHEN SHE SHOT HIM!
You know, sometimes, men just don't know when to keep their mouths shut.....
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