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ebonymuscleman -> Fortune cookie (8/4/2007 8:44:56 PM)
I realize this has nothing to do with nothing but eating chinse food tonight brought up a question and I thought I'd ask all of you. Every fortune cookie I've ever got was positive. I'm just curious.... has anyone ever recieved a negative fortune cookie?

cuddleheart50 -> RE: Fortune cookie (8/4/2007 8:48:09 PM)
they are meant to be positive. None of them are negative.

sappatoti -> RE: Fortune cookie (8/4/2007 8:52:07 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: cuddleheart50 ... None of them are negative. They could be. The next time you read one, add two tiny words on to the end of whatever's printed... "in bed." Don't know if that's either a positive or negative, but it's certainly interesting. :)

goodgirlC -> RE: Fortune cookie (8/4/2007 8:55:43 PM)
When I went to my first S&M demo (it was on flogging), I went out to a Chinese restaurant with a bunch of people from the demo when it was over. My fortune cookie said "You will go to a place where strange things abound" And I went to my first dungeon play party that night! Isn't that crazy?

cuddleheart50 -> RE: Fortune cookie (8/4/2007 8:57:02 PM)
LOL, now, everytime I read a Fortune cookie, ill be adding that on there.

sappatoti -> RE: Fortune cookie (8/5/2007 1:19:51 AM)
It makes for interesting talk around the ol' company water cooler.

MadameDahlia -> RE: Fortune cookie (8/5/2007 3:17:50 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: sappatoti quote: ORIGINAL: cuddleheart50 ... None of them are negative. They could be. The next time you read one, add two tiny words on to the end of whatever's printed... "in bed." Don't know if that's either a positive or negative, but it's certainly interesting. :) And for an even more interesting time... Tack on "with chickens" So... "Good luck will soon find you" becomes "Good luck will soon find you in bed with chickens." Hawt.

sappatoti -> RE: Fortune cookie (8/5/2007 7:35:25 AM)
[:D]

lonlyrossInNeed -> RE: Fortune cookie (8/5/2007 1:41:25 PM)
i have only had positive but when i was in china there where not furtune cookkies :( LOL

HydroMaster -> RE: Fortune cookie (8/5/2007 1:46:31 PM)
I once got a fortune that said "You love Chinese food"....how ever did they know? I still have it somewhere.

sappatoti -> RE: Fortune cookie (8/5/2007 1:51:07 PM)
"I love Chinese food... in bed... with chickens" hmmmmm...

Alumbrado -> RE: Fortune cookie (8/5/2007 1:51:59 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: ebonymuscleman I realize this has nothing to do with nothing but eating chinse food tonight brought up a question and I thought I'd ask all of you. Every fortune cookie I've ever got was positive. I'm just curious.... has anyone ever recieved a negative fortune cookie? Probably not intended to be, but I've seen one that announced "Everyone will be amazed at your success"... which could be taken to mean that people who know the recipient would find it hard to believe that anything but failure would ever come. Or, it may have been a veiled insult, given that the brand of fortune cookie was 'Sammy'.

HydroMaster -> RE: Fortune cookie (8/5/2007 1:55:19 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: sappatoti "I love Chinese food... in bed... with chickens" hmmmmm... lol, oh yeah

came4U -> RE: Fortune cookie (8/5/2007 1:57:05 PM)
omg sappatoti is righttt. spooky, the oddest fortune cookie I had was one that said 'you will have many children'right before I was proposed to. add 'in bed' to that, and it was accurate. You scare me Mister lol.

corsetgirl -> RE: Fortune cookie (8/5/2007 3:53:25 PM)
I think one fortune cookie company also has adult sayings on their products such as "A good man is a hard find, a hard man is a good find"

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