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Too Many Kids - 8/5/2007 6:52:12 AM

WantU2BeHappy

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One day, 3 men rushed their wives into the Emergency Room for labor.

After a while, the doctor came out and said, "Mr. Smith, Mr. Smith, are you here?"

"Yes doctor, im right here," he said anxiously.

"Great news," explained the doctor, "Twins!"

"Wow, thats great, because I work for the DoubleMint company."

About 5 minuter later, the doctor came out and yelled, "Mr. Jones, Mr. Jones, are you hear?"

"I'm right year Doc," he said.

"Mr. Jones, great news, triplets!"

"Spectacular!" he said. "Because I work for 3M."

A while later, the doctor came out again and said, "Mr. Ford, Mr. Ford, are you here?"

"Right here docta," he said.

"Wonderful news! It's-"

"Wait a minute!" the man said. "I ain't stickin' around for this! I work at the 7-11."

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RE: Too Many Kids - 8/5/2007 6:22:33 PM

CaliCat

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I don't see why the guy is so scared. he's not the one that had to push them out *rolls my eyes*

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RE: Too Many Kids - 8/6/2007 11:10:56 PM

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My grandparents had seven children....my grandfather always says when he finally figured out what was causing this to keep happening they stopped...lol.

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RE: Too Many Kids - 8/7/2007 1:33:54 PM

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3GHOva2zve4

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RE: Too Many Kids - 8/7/2007 4:14:59 PM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: pinkpet

My grandparents had seven children....my grandfather always says when he finally figured out what was causing this to keep happening they stopped...lol.

Hahaha When folks ask us why we only had one daughter, I have used this line for 30 years. "We stopped when we found out what caused them"
And here I thought I was being original.

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RE: Too Many Kids - 8/7/2007 5:19:21 PM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: VadFarkas

Hahaha When folks ask us why we only had one daughter, I have used this line for 30 years. "We stopped when we found out what caused them"
And here I thought I was being original.

Well they say great minds think alike!

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RE: Too Many Kids - 8/7/2007 7:39:51 PM

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Think about the poor 9-1-1 dispatcher next in line.

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RE: Too Many Kids - 8/8/2007 12:29:18 PM