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CaliCat -> Who has it worse? (8/6/2007 9:22:09 AM)
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I heard this a long time ago. I still chuckle when i hear it.
A cucumber, a pickle, and a penis are sitting around, talking about who has it worse between the three of them.
The cucumber says, "I have it the worst! When I get big fat and juicy, they get picked, sliced up and tossed into salads."
"Nope," the pickle says, "I have it worse. When I get big fat and juicy, they get picked, thrown into a jar with vinegar and left in their for weeks."
"So what," cries the penis. "When I get big fat and juicy, they stick a tarp over my head, stick me in a little dark room, slam my head agaisnt the wall until I vomit and pass out."
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