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RE: Lets hear some Brit Bashing. lol - 8/8/2007 12:20:52 PM

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Well, as a 'Brit' I feel I'm well placed to bash at us.

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RE: Lets hear some Brit Bashing. lol - 8/8/2007 12:22:55 PM

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Hmmm...My husband was in the UK on business some years ago, and he said the food was uniformly strange, lousy or both. And the hotel had really loud, tacky offensive clashing prints in the upholstery, wallpaper and carpet.

Other than that I think you people are pretty neat!

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RE: Lets hear some Brit Bashing. lol - 8/8/2007 12:25:12 PM

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Since this is a US web site I think its about time we heard a bit of Brit bashing from you Yanks.
I realise its going to be hard to come up with much but have a go and tell us what you really think.

The British are shit; moreover, you're the alpha male of that godless land with nothing more to offer than teenage pregnancy.

Happy now?

Yes but London rocks :-)

You're a decent enough angler, but you'll have to try harder than that.

It's average. My sister lived in Greenwich for about 8 years; used to go down and see her regularly.....nothing to write home about.

Speaking of Londoners, when North East football teams played down in London during the miners strike, and for about 3 years after, the cockney wankers used to wave tenners around all match: completely taking the piss. Put that in your socialist pipe and smoke it.

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RE: Lets hear some Brit Bashing. lol - 8/8/2007 12:30:54 PM

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Well, as a 'Brit' I feel I'm well placed to bash at us.

Brittany or Britain?

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RE: Lets hear some Brit Bashing. lol - 8/8/2007 12:37:34 PM

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Don't you start stirring it up

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RE: Lets hear some Brit Bashing. lol - 8/8/2007 12:39:35 PM

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Sorry sorry sorry, Gent, London absolutely rocks. I lived there for ten years; spent five in Brixton. Greenwich SUCKS no wonder you had a shit time.

You should have ventured outside the beaten path (fnar fnar) and sought pastures raw.

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RE: Lets hear some Brit Bashing. lol - 8/8/2007 12:42:28 PM

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OH, just you hold up right there laddie buck!!!!!!!

I have to cry foul. Just because you read the Guardian does not give you leave to be a yank, you are still a limey, and cannot bash yourself in this thread, simply not cricket, don't you see?

Ron

I've been having a chat with Rule; we've arrived at the conclusion that I'm the creator of the Briton lands, so technically I'm not a citizen of that country; it follows I'm not bashing myself. Just saying that alcohol-fuelled, casual violence is nothing to write home about, nor are crop circles; marmite is.

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RE: Lets hear some Brit Bashing. lol - 8/8/2007 12:43:18 PM

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Well, as a 'Brit' I feel I'm well placed to bash at us.

A native born Brit that speaks a foreign language is a rarity indeed.
Many can barely speak English.
Lots try to speak American.
Richard Rodney Bennet is a perfect example, when talking he speaks impeccable Queens English, then he launches into a song and uses a totally phony American accent.

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RE: Lets hear some Brit Bashing. lol - 8/8/2007 12:47:53 PM

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Marmite is my exclusivity on this thread. You can pay at the cash service desk.

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RE: Lets hear some Brit Bashing. lol - 8/8/2007 12:51:22 PM

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Don't you start stirring it up .

Kittin, Manchester museums are centred around the industrial revolution, trade unionism and the working class; London museums are celebrity, monarchy and imperialism. The North East can't afford a museum.

'Mind swayed by the streets paved with gold?!

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RE: Lets hear some Brit Bashing. lol - 8/8/2007 12:54:45 PM

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Well, as a 'Brit' I feel I'm well placed to bash at us.

A native born Brit that speaks a foreign language is a rarity indeed.
Many can barely speak English.
Lots try to speak American.
Richard Rodney Bennet is a perfect example, when talking he speaks impeccable Queens English, then he launches into a song and uses a totally phony American accent.

She's French, and she doesn't sing in an American accent.

My advice is not to expect too much from a person called Richard Rodney Bennet.

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RE: Lets hear some Brit Bashing. lol - 8/8/2007 12:58:35 PM

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Well, as a 'Brit' I feel I'm well placed to bash at us.

A native born Brit that speaks a foreign language is a rarity indeed.
Many can barely speak English.
Lots try to speak American.
Richard Rodney Bennet is a perfect example, when talking he speaks impeccable Queens English, then he launches into a song and uses a totally phony American accent.

But the Queens English is just for London, in places outside of London, each town or county has its own a tone, accent... Ummmmmmm, re read that, will post anyway.

As for London, *rolls eyes* the clubs are there for show, you just want to ex foliate it out of your skin, the smog is nasty, yuck...

With regards to British bashing, I do my part to as many willing subs as possible! *ROFLMAO*

British female here! *Wink*

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RE: Lets hear some Brit Bashing. lol - 8/8/2007 1:05:44 PM

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NG what about the Transport Museum. That was in Clapham before they moved it... Er North East.

KittinSol.... Brixton is cool, i grew up around there.

Back soon i`m off for a Marmite sandwich...... As i have no Twiglets

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RE: Lets hear some Brit Bashing. lol - 8/8/2007 1:37:22 PM

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Well, as a 'Brit' I feel I'm well placed to bash at us.

A native born Brit that speaks a foreign language is a rarity indeed.
Many can barely speak English.
Lots try to speak American.
Richard Rodney Bennet is a perfect example, when talking he speaks impeccable Queens English, then he launches into a song and uses a totally phony American accent.

She's French, and she doesn't sing in an American accent.

My advice is not to expect too much from a person called Richard Rodney Bennet.

Actually, NorthernGent? You're technically half-right. I am a Frog, but I am a Brit also. Go figure :-p

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RE: Lets hear some Brit Bashing. lol - 8/8/2007 1:39:16 PM

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another thing that disgusts me about Brits, you start bashing them, and they are so fuckin' polite, they will bash themselves for you.

Fuckin' Basil Fawltys, the lot of ya.

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RE: Lets hear some Brit Bashing. lol - 8/8/2007 1:40:28 PM

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RE: Lets hear some Brit Bashing. lol - 8/8/2007 1:42:36 PM

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I was in London and the countryside for 2 weeks.
I remember a lot of people with bad teeth.
A Dentist could make a fortune there!

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RE: Lets hear some Brit Bashing. lol - 8/8/2007 1:44:57 PM

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another thing that disgusts me about Brits, you start bashing them, and they are so fuckin' polite, they will bash themselves for you.

Fuckin' Basil Fawltys, the lot of ya.

We may not have the flair of the French, or the dilligence of the Germans, or the masculinity of Cyberdude and his gang of warriors from across the pond, or the hospitality of the Irish, or the winning mentality of the Aussies...........the add ons aren't important when you're English.

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RE: Lets hear some Brit Bashing. lol - 8/8/2007 2:12:54 PM

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never been there, but i have to say you have the most prettiest emo boys there. they look so yummy and tender.
did prince charles not marry camilla the first time because he knew the kids would come out looking like donkeys? and one donkey looking crown prince was enough even for england?

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RE: Lets hear some Brit Bashing. lol - 8/8/2007 2:35:01 PM

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