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this is freaking funny - 8/8/2007 12:22:30 PM   
vampyerslave


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Status: offline 		i was dateing a man and things went well till he set me donw and sed we need to talk i thought o god he cheated on me shes pregnet hear we go right rong he told me he was gay i turnd him gay he sed their was to much sex in the relationship lmao
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RE: this is freaking funny - 8/8/2007 1:37:17 PM   
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RE: this is freaking funny - 8/8/2007 1:42:15 PM   
favesclava


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Status: offline 		she was dating a man. he sat her down.said we need to talk. she thought oh god he cheated on me and shes pregnant. right? wrong.he told her he was gay, she turned him gay because there was too much sex.
i see my tax dollars are wasted on the educational system.
i apologize to all the men i have turned gay by too much sex.

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RE: this is freaking funny - 8/8/2007 1:46:47 PM   
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Status: offline 		call me weird, but I don't really find that funny, I mean in a f***ed up way it is, but if a guy told me that, I would slap him throw all his stuff on the lawn. heh.

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RE: this is freaking funny - 8/8/2007 1:49:26 PM   
Arpig


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RE: this is freaking funny - 8/8/2007 2:02:26 PM   
favesclava


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Status: offline 		nobody ever gets my sense of humor either.....i'm guessing and its only a guess, the part of too much sex turned him gay was the punchline. maybe the op will enlighten us, maybe.

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RE: this is freaking funny - 8/8/2007 2:50:52 PM   
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but i'm owned, so i won't


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RE: this is freaking funny - 8/8/2007 7:30:52 PM   
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RE: this is freaking funny - 8/8/2007 7:45:34 PM   
Suzykeu


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Status: offline 		This post reminded me of a scene from "My Fair Lady"

http://youtube.com/watch?v=owWPgUyK7DY

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RE: this is freaking funny - 8/8/2007 9:28:18 PM   
robertolapiedra


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quote:

ORIGINAL: favesclava

i apologize to all the men i have turned gay by too much sex.


Hello favesclave. Uhhh.... we're not gay, we just say that. We're tired! RL.

PS: I apologize to all the hot insatiable sex machines I told "I was gay" just to get some sleep!



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