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favesclava -> excuses for being dumped (8/8/2007 1:55:00 PM)

in the humor section a girl? wrote the guy said he dumped her because she turned him gay by too much sex in the relationship. do you have a strange , funny or weird excuse given to you for being dumped?
i will go first. i had a relationship with a man off and on. finally after 10 years and an eight year old kid, we got engaged, six months later he said he couldnt marry me because i was wiccan and he was christian...truth was he had a six year old kid with another and he knew when the shit hit the fan , forensics wouldnt have enough of him to id.
edited to correct the spelling of weird, for some reason i always spell it wrong.




darchChylde -> RE: excuses for being dumped (8/8/2007 2:58:23 PM)

after 6 months i once got "I'm sorry, but I love you like a brother."  I may be from georgia, but hearing that after we've already had a sexual relationship for the entire time; i found it pretty creepy.




pahunkboy -> RE: excuses for being dumped (8/8/2007 3:35:26 PM)

when the adult bookstore is a bettee location then my bed!!  arghhhhhhhhhh




darchChylde -> RE: excuses for being dumped (8/8/2007 3:40:28 PM)

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ORIGINAL: pahunkboy

when the adult bookstore is a bettee location then my bed!!  arghhhhhhhhhh


i've never had sex in your bed (DAMN IT!!! LoL), but i can imagine that having sex in an adult bookstore must be more exciting  than doing so in my bed




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