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Lordandmaster -> a headline you don't see every day (8/9/2007 12:52:24 AM)

Woman has pencil removed from head

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20070807/ap_on_fe_st/pencil_in_head;_ylt=AiZ.zhesescjQvK2XCVK2y6hOrgF



FirmhandKY -> RE: a headline you don't see every day (8/9/2007 4:05:45 AM)

How about this one?

cops capture diaper-wearing monkey

I particularly liked this line:

Police issued a warning to the public of the foot-tall monkey with a long prehensile tail: "It is now on the lam, presumably still in the State Street area."

Firm



kittinSol -> RE: a headline you don't see every day (8/9/2007 4:55:32 AM)

quote:



And now Wegner, the wife of German boxing coach Ulli Wegner, will no longer have the headaches and nosebleeds, and her sense of smell should also return soon, Behrbohm said.



Let's hope they don't live next to a tannery: it could be a bit of a shock for her, sense of smell coming back and all.



favesclava -> RE: a headline you don't see every day (8/9/2007 5:05:25 AM)

STOCKHOLM (AFP) - A grandmother taking a leisurely swim in a Swedish river ended up in the hospital after a beaver attacked her with its tail, regional newspaper Nerikes Allehanda reported Wednesday. '>Swedish grandmother hospitalised after beaver attack
how about this one?
they killing all the beavers to save the poor bathers.



kittinSol -> RE: a headline you don't see every day (8/9/2007 5:06:57 AM)

(faves, I don't mean to sound rude, but whenever you post I get awfully distracted by the picture of your white knickers hugging your arse. Any idea why?)



favesclava -> RE: a headline you don't see every day (8/9/2007 5:13:17 AM)

no i dont. i'm totally innocent, innocent i tell ya!



Mikal -> RE: a headline you don't see every day (8/9/2007 8:29:08 AM)

What does being in nocent (a guy I presume?) have to do with your distracting booty pic??? Also, if you're 'in'... what part? Fingers? How do you manage to type? One handed or are your feet/tongue that agile?

Curious minds want to know. [8|]



nyrisa -> RE: a headline you don't see every day (8/9/2007 11:56:30 AM)

She said, "totally". *L* That would be a headline, in itself.



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