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Stephann -> Advice you can do without (8/9/2007 3:49:13 PM)
Hi. i'm a young, sweet, nubile sub. i've come to ask if my Master, who i love with all of my heart, is being mean to me? He sometimes calls me 'bad girl.' what should i do? sweet lil subbie What? Only a FOOL would treat his precious girl like dirt! I've been in the lifestyle for 42 years now, and never in ALL my days have I heard of something so heinous! Why, he should be strung up by his own floggers. Listen, if you want a real man to show you how submission works, just get on your knees and crawl to my profile and beg for my collar. Enclose your credit card number, and I'll have it shipped fed ex with the plane ticket and directions to my house. And don't mind my other slaves and my wife; a true slave would understand my dominance is such that you cannot resist! LordAndMasterOfAllIC Kill me. Stephan

SoftKajira -> RE: Advice you can do without (8/9/2007 4:02:04 PM)
LOL [:D]

kiyari -> RE: Advice you can do without (8/9/2007 5:09:03 PM)
Ooh!!! YES!!! A CM 'Advice' Column!!! Think some fun could be had with that. [:)]

Stephann -> RE: Advice you can do without (8/9/2007 5:11:59 PM)
You mean... a whole thread? Devoted to advice? Dayum... that would clear up the rest of the forums for all the forum games and flamewars! Ann Stephans

Griswold -> RE: Advice you can do without (8/9/2007 5:14:09 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Stephann Hi. i'm a young, sweet, nubile sub. i've come to ask if my Master, who i love with all of my heart, is being mean to me? He sometimes calls me 'bad girl.' what should i do? sweet lil subbie What? Only a FOOL would treat his precious girl like dirt! I've been in the lifestyle for 42 years now, and never in ALL my days have I heard of something so heinous! Why, he should be strung up by his own floggers. Listen, if you want a real man to show you how submission works, just get on your knees and crawl to my profile and beg for my collar. Enclose your credit card number, and I'll have it shipped fed ex with the plane ticket and directions to my house. And don't mind my other slaves and my wife; a true slave would understand my dominance is such that you cannot resist! LordAndMasterOfAllIC Kill me. Stephan (I'm cheaper...and I give a 15% discount for cash).

kiyari -> RE: Advice you can do without (8/9/2007 5:30:21 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Stephann You mean... a whole thread? Devoted to advice? Dayum... that would clear up the rest of the forums for all the forum games and flamewars! Ann Stephans So does't prefer Ann over Abby? What about "Mister Manners"? Are there criteria for those of us who would seek advice? Ya know, Ann had those 'Yalies' from time to time... (fake letters kinda like Penthouse gets [;)]) Yes... more, please [:)]

sublimelysensual -> RE: Advice you can do without (8/9/2007 6:53:00 PM)
Dear Ann, My Master just collared me after two whole months, He's been so patient. But now suddenly He wants to have sex..I'm so nervous..how do I know what to type? And I'm so afraid I'll get all excited and start misspelling things..please help..I'm practically having panic attacks just thinking about it.. signed, naive nellie

Stephann -> RE: Advice you can do without (8/10/2007 12:36:02 AM)
Joking aside, I'm a little irritated this thread was moved. I had a genuine point behind the sugarcoating; it irks me to no end when 'advice' being proffered comes with a fishhook embedded. Stephan naive nellie, I've found that firefox 2 does wonders for my spelling issues. Be understanding with him though! He may not last as long as you'd like. So long as you make him send you the requisite tribute of chocolates, silky underthings, and a credit card with a monthly limit of no less than $500, you're ready to step into this magical adventure we call sex. Make sure he understands he doesn't get any subbie milk until he's bought the cow! I promise it won't hurt anything when you finally do. Ensuring your AntiVirus software is up to date should further protect you from anything nasty he may have contracted with those other wenches. When finally ready for the deed, be certain to include many statements about how large he is, and patiently remind him that you only do it missionary, in private rooms, and only when you don't have a headache. In two more months he'll be primed to give you the chat of your life; just make sure never to let on how much you enjoy it too! Ayn

nyrisa -> RE: Advice you can do without (8/10/2007 5:02:44 AM)
Dear Ayn; I have met the most wonderful Dom! On his profile, he is listed as Expert on everything! I am so excited to be able to learn at the hands of a Master of the lifestyle. We IM each other every day, and I think he really likes my pictures, because he asks for more and more. But sometimes he just disappears in the middle of a talk. And he says I can't call him, because a true sub knows her Sir will contact her when he wants to talk to her. And when I asked his "real" name, he said he prefers to be addressed as LordMightyThor because that fits his persona better and keeps me in the submissive mind frame. I just feel that he is keeping me at a distance. Am I not worthy? Please tell me what I should do. In the two weeks since we have met, he has become my whole world! signed, kneelingsubpet

mnottertail -> RE: Advice you can do without (8/10/2007 5:10:42 AM)
quote: Voltaire: Joking aside, I'm a little irritated this thread was moved. I have started threads with some embedded humor, nevertheless, very topical and reasonably useful. Nearly any thread I start will be relegated to off-topic or random stupididty. I do notice that if you keep the thread rather whiney or pleady, and don't mention a fantasy that would need an act of congress and the slaughter of 17 vestal virgins to undertake, it might well sit in situ. The good news, perhaps is that other forums than general are well read (not to the same level). Such is life. Ron

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