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glovepuppet -> my mouth only opens 1.5 inches (8/10/2007 7:13:54 AM)

as good an introductory line as any!

http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a164/dolfette/angel.jpg

http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a164/dolfette/purpledog.jpg

some paintings of mine.

http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a164/dolfette/coco5.jpg

and a picture of me.

[sm=mrpuffy.gif]<<<this emote needs beating!




daddyunderstands -> RE: my mouth only opens 1.5 inches (8/10/2007 7:44:33 AM)

Hi, I like your paintings.... and your photo.




camille65 -> RE: my mouth only opens 1.5 inches (8/10/2007 7:56:18 AM)

Curious. TMJ? Mine opens less than 1/4 of an inch on a good day lol.

Welcome to Collar Me and I hope you enjoy your stay!




glovepuppet -> RE: my mouth only opens 1.5 inches (8/10/2007 7:58:53 AM)

thank you!




glovepuppet -> RE: my mouth only opens 1.5 inches (8/10/2007 8:04:18 AM)

i started a poll somewhere to find the average, after it came to me that BJs for larger men just wouldn't happen...not without dislocating my jaw!





LadyLynx -> RE: my mouth only opens 1.5 inches (8/10/2007 8:42:58 AM)

I have a small jaw, and that makes bj's a pain as well.




glovepuppet -> RE: my mouth only opens 1.5 inches (8/10/2007 10:13:32 AM)

literally a pain! yes?

i started a poll somewhere. one girl said she has a 4" bite...total mouth envy now.




isispisces -> RE: my mouth only opens 1.5 inches (8/10/2007 10:14:56 AM)

Just gotta learn to unhinge it, like a snake, rofl. Hi and welcome! =D




domiguy -> RE: my mouth only opens 1.5 inches (8/10/2007 10:18:13 AM)

I really dig your choice of colors in the "dog" painting....Your photo looks extremely appealing as well....However, due to the title of this thread, I can't help but picture your normal size body having an extremely little, tiny head and mouth.....Maybe painted blue?




glovepuppet -> RE: my mouth only opens 1.5 inches (8/10/2007 10:53:42 AM)

http://www.centralpets.com/critter_images/reptiles/snakes/SNK_0002887_20020116152156.jpg

egg eating snakes. masters of deep throat!




glovepuppet -> RE: my mouth only opens 1.5 inches (8/10/2007 10:58:43 AM)

LOL! yes, that would be vert attractive!

thank you. i like playing with colours.




GrizzlyBear -> RE: my mouth only opens 1.5 inches (8/10/2007 11:13:07 AM)

I once saw a woman on one of Leno's street interviews whose claim to fame was being able to fit her whole fist into her mouth.  Wonder how many guys immediately wrote to the show asking for her phone number?

Don't judge yourself by the pornstars you see swallowing enormous cocks.  Not many can accomplish that sort of thing.  You are probably fairly average among women in that regard.  I've got a 2" ball gag that no one I've played with has ever been able to wear, and few have even been able to get in.  Just measured my own mouth, tooth to tooth with calipers, only gets to 1.8" and I've often been told I had a damn big mouth LOL!  Good thing I also have a 1-1/2" gag.  Most can wear that, but not all.

As far as that goes, a cock wider than 1.5" is rather larger than average, so you may never come across a need to try swallowing one.  (Of course, if you look at the pics you probably get sent, nearly every Dom has 9 inches or better and over 2" wide... right!)




GrizzlyBear -> RE: my mouth only opens 1.5 inches (8/10/2007 11:17:13 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: glovepuppet

literally a pain! yes?

i started a poll somewhere. one girl said she has a 4" bite...total mouth envy now.


That means she could get her mouth around a 1.5 L wine bottle.  I'd want to see that before I believed it.




glovepuppet -> RE: my mouth only opens 1.5 inches (8/10/2007 11:44:46 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: GrizzlyBear
That means she could get her mouth around a 1.5 L wine bottle.  I'd want to see that before I believed it.


i saw pictures.
just...wow!




Stephann -> RE: my mouth only opens 1.5 inches (8/11/2007 4:03:48 AM)

Don't worry darlin.  I have a shoehorn layin around here somewhere, I'm sure we can help you accomdate.  If not, as they say, where there's a will there's a hole.... (at least, that's how I remember it going.)

Lovely paintings, by the way.  I'm beyond jealous.

Stephan




came4U -> RE: my mouth only opens 1.5 inches (8/11/2007 5:35:13 AM)

my dentist says I have a small mouth, thus why he uses the child-size instruments.  I tell him I want that diagnosis in writing, yanno, to tell all my friends teehee[sm=brush.gif]




glovepuppet -> RE: my mouth only opens 1.5 inches (8/11/2007 8:07:52 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: Stephann

Don't worry darlin.  I have a shoehorn layin around here somewhere, I'm sure we can help you accomdate.  If not, as they say, where there's a will there's a hole.... (at least, that's how I remember it going.)

Lovely paintings, by the way.  I'm beyond jealous.

Stephan


that's so romantic! do i get my own shoehorn, with my name engraved?
it's better than the other suggestion...knocking all my teeth out [sm=hewah.gif]




imtempting -> RE: my mouth only opens 1.5 inches (8/11/2007 9:47:42 AM)

Welcomes. The dog painting looks good




stockingedsub -> RE: my mouth only opens 1.5 inches (8/11/2007 12:54:01 PM)

I can only fit a 1.5" ballgag myself. As a few others have said, not sure how big you really need to be. As long as you're enjoying what you put in there . . .




JerseyKrissi72 -> RE: my mouth only opens 1.5 inches (8/11/2007 1:31:47 PM)

very interesting. welcome to CM. [:)]




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