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michaelOfGeorgia -> What Not To Say To A Dominant (Revisited) (8/10/2007 9:49:19 PM)

Are we having fun, yet?

What were we talking about?

Do i know You?

(just a few to get things started since i could not locate the original thread)



kiyari -> RE: What Not To Say To A Dominant (Revisited) (8/10/2007 9:55:01 PM)

In my 'dealings' aka communications
with self-identified "Dominant" persons from 'the other side',

yes yes... this is cyberspace and we can all claim what-ever

Well...
those 'Domly' sorts seem to deflate and disappear with the slightest of pin-pricks

Frustrating, indeed (for me; no idea the other side's perception)



michaelOfGeorgia -> RE: What Not To Say To A Dominant (Revisited) (8/10/2007 10:02:06 PM)

ummm...what?

(Note: this is all in fun and here to post silly things or things some people might 'think' about saying to a Dominant)



MissMagnolia -> RE: What Not To Say To A Dominant (Revisited) (8/10/2007 10:05:06 PM)

Can you order me to have sex with you Goddess?

I have a corset exactly the same as that one, only I look better in it.

You take a much bigger size shoe that me.

You remind me of my aunty Ethel.

I'm bored.

(During oral sex) Do you mind if I smoke?

Hurry up. My mother will be home soon.

Please remember, I require a tribute from my Dom/mes. 




michaelOfGeorgia -> RE: What Not To Say To A Dominant (Revisited) (8/10/2007 10:09:11 PM)

LOL, love those

You hog all the covers, Mistress, and You snore...alot

can we swap, You sleep on the floor and let me have the bed tonight, Mistress?

but, Mistress...i bought those chocolates for me.



kiyari -> RE: What Not To Say To A Dominant (Revisited) (8/10/2007 10:14:08 PM)

aah... may as well have farted and picked boogers

*pleads aspie* [;)]



WinsomeDefiance -> RE: What Not To Say To A Dominant (Revisited) (8/10/2007 10:17:25 PM)

While staring up at the ceiling during sex......"Peach.  I think I'll paint the ceiling peach."



fairerthanshe -> RE: What Not To Say To A Dominant (Revisited) (8/10/2007 10:18:04 PM)

"Is that all you've got?"
"Why are you stopping? I was just beginning to enjoy it!"
"How about you kiss my ass tonight?"
"If you think you're man enough..."
"You're not mastering me right - I read about it on CM!"
"My girlfriend said her Master could fuck better than you and she was right!"



Tinman1960 -> RE: What Not To Say To A Dominant (Revisited) (8/10/2007 10:22:03 PM)

I once heard a sub say to her Dom " you hit like a girl - give me that paddle and i'll show you how it is done" LOL after that she wasn't able to sit down all night..



MissMagnolia -> RE: What Not To Say To A Dominant (Revisited) (8/10/2007 10:22:16 PM)

My tongues tired, can you lick me instead?

Master, you're dick is really small isn't it?

Mistress, can you move your boob over a bit so I can lick your shoe?

I got the test results about that itch I have, it's not good news........................

If you were taller, you'd look like Hillary Clinton.










michaelOfGeorgia -> RE: What Not To Say To A Dominant (Revisited) (8/10/2007 10:22:34 PM)

but (place name here) says his/her Master/Mistress does it this/that way



umisprite -> RE: What Not To Say To A Dominant (Revisited) (8/10/2007 10:25:50 PM)

"You talkin' to me?"
 
(Thanks for the chuckles after a long night's work [:)] )



YourShyPet -> RE: What Not To Say To A Dominant (Revisited) (8/10/2007 10:26:16 PM)

(blank expression).... Are you done yet???



michaelOfGeorgia -> RE: What Not To Say To A Dominant (Revisited) (8/10/2007 10:27:16 PM)

why don't You bend over and grab Your ankles for a change...i wanna see how it feels to swing the paddle for once.



marieToo -> RE: What Not To Say To A Dominant (Revisited) (8/10/2007 10:36:54 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: WinsomeDefiance

While staring up at the ceiling during sex......"Peach.  I think I'll paint the ceiling peach."


lmaooo....I think this one takes the cake. 



michaelOfGeorgia -> RE: What Not To Say To A Dominant (Revisited) (8/10/2007 10:41:39 PM)

come on, Mistress...spank me like You mean it.



e01n -> RE: What Not To Say To A Dominant (Revisited) (8/10/2007 10:46:49 PM)

An interesting idea... but flawed. I think I'll do {this} instead and you'll do {that} and maybe this time at least one of us might get some satisfaction from this...

[Yes, I've actually said this - and she deserved every bit of it. Insecure Dommes bring out the most SAMmy parts of me...]



DiurnalVampire -> RE: What Not To Say To A Dominant (Revisited) (8/10/2007 10:48:19 PM)

"Aww, man, the marks fro last time were just starting to heal..."
"I guess this is a bad time to tell you I cant have visible marks?"
"AHH that tickles" (while being bitten)
"Im sorry I kicked you, but your head shouldnt have been there when you were going to pinch.."

DV



michaelOfGeorgia -> RE: What Not To Say To A Dominant (Revisited) (8/10/2007 10:51:09 PM)

(turning the tables)

male subs to Dommes: it's that time of the month for me Mistress.
female subs to Masters: but, Sir...the game's on, can we do that later?



MissMagnolia -> RE: What Not To Say To A Dominant (Revisited) (8/10/2007 11:30:49 PM)

Go pick up my dry cleaning......NOW.

Did you fart or is that your breath?

Is dinner ready yet?

I am so not cleaning that oven.



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