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Funny things people say during sex. - 8/10/2007 10:30:32 PM

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yet another "silly" forum post, just to see what silly things people do or say during sex.

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RE: Funny things people say during sex. - 9/8/2007 7:54:59 PM

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yet another "silly" forum post, just to see what silly things people do or say during sex.

After torturing a wench and taking her to the edge of orgasm about 15 times, and then finally allowing her to cum, In the middle of her tumultuous orgasm, I asked her "Who's your Daddy?", in response the wench hollared out her father's name!

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RE: Funny things people say during sex. - 9/8/2007 7:58:18 PM

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"I dont want to pet the bunny anymore!"
Long story behind that one......
Happy ending though.

Oh, and once I started bah'ing like a sheep. So funny we had to stop. (If you ever want to throw your partner off, I suggest you try it.)

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RE: Funny things people say during sex. - 9/8/2007 8:04:11 PM

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I'm coming.............

I shall alert the media.

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RE: Funny things people say during sex. - 9/8/2007 8:36:00 PM

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ORIGINAL: michaelOfGeorgia

yet another "silly" forum post, just to see what silly things people do or say during sex.

After torturing a wench and taking her to the edge of orgasm about 15 times, and then finally allowing her to cum, In the middle of her tumultuous orgasm, I asked her "Who's your Daddy?", in response the wench hollared out her father's name!

That is too funny!

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RE: Funny things people say during sex. - 9/8/2007 9:18:20 PM

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I never knew cocks came in THAT size...dammmmmmn that's small

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RE: Funny things people say during sex. - 9/8/2007 10:16:40 PM

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Once after being handled so roughly I was loopy, I started singing, "It's not easy being green."

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RE: Funny things people say during sex. - 9/8/2007 10:22:11 PM

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if the fuckings been done right, afterwards I'll just wanna bask and go to sleep.

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RE: Funny things people say during sex. - 9/8/2007 11:22:05 PM

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ORIGINAL: michaelOfGeorgia

yet another "silly" forum post, just to see what silly things people do or say during sex.

After torturing a wench and taking her to the edge of orgasm about 15 times, and then finally allowing her to cum, In the middle of her tumultuous orgasm, I asked her "Who's your Daddy?", in response the wench hollared out her father's name!

That is too funny!

Everyone at the play party just started roaring! I started laughing sooo fucking hard I almost passed out cuz I could not breath.... The wench could not figure out what was so funny, Till we all told her what she had said, and then she like to died from embarrassment!

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RE: Funny things people say during sex. - 9/8/2007 11:51:32 PM

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Since I don't ever rememer what I say during the big "o" I can only tell you what my partner told me.
Apparently I say "Oh God!" over and over.

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RE: Funny things people say during sex. - 9/9/2007 2:47:33 AM

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Some good ones from my recent past:
"So, yeah, like I was saying earlier - if we spend more in our marketing budget..."
"Of course not - a dry white wine goes best with semen."
"Omari tessala marax, tessala dodi phornepax. amri radara poliax armana piliu. amri radara piliu son'; mari narya barbiton madara anaphax sarpedon andala hriliu..."
"No, I put it on the horizontal surface over by the door..."

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RE: Funny things people say during sex. - 9/9/2007 5:03:04 AM

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B is notorious for saying "no", actually.. which really threw Me the first few dozen times we had sex... "No means no", right? LOL Not necessarily.. casuse I would stop and she'd get pissed at Me..

"Whatcha stop for!!??"

"you said 'no'..."

"No i didn't..."

Although... The first week were were together, and only a few days apart, we each called out our respective ex's names... It was so funny, considering neight of us had ever done that before.. with the ex's.. :-D

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RE: Funny things people say during sex. - 9/9/2007 6:23:48 AM

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oops. i have a terrible fear of doing that. so many people seem to have similar names to the ex-s, particularly his middle name.

i once called him by his first name and middle name, and then my brother in law's last name (cause bil's first name, was the ex's middle name) and i worked for the bil at the time. that was ..... amusing, hehe

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RE: Funny things people say during sex. - 9/9/2007 7:20:38 AM

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yet another "silly" forum post, just to see what silly things people do or say during sex.

A guy I was dating accidentally called me the wrong name. Needless to say, it made me colder than cold and put a quick end to the action. I got dressed and took off in the middle of the night, in fact. It took flowers and a considerable amount of begging for me to even see him again. Even though it was a vanilla relationship, I must admit the begging turned me on.

Lady Topaz

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