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Unfortunate profile headlines - 8/11/2007 11:10:56 AM   
pollux


Posts: 657
Joined: 7/26/2005
Status: offline 		Spied on a 19-year old female dominant's profile:

quote:

I AM NOW OFFERING STRAP-ON PLAY! Who wants to be my very first client?


(yes, really)

Anybody got any others?

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RE: Unfortunate profile headlines - 8/11/2007 11:11:47 AM   
TheIronHorse


Posts: 149
Joined: 7/9/2007
Status: offline 		I just got done reading that very same profile!! LOL!!!

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RE: Unfortunate profile headlines - 8/11/2007 11:29:02 AM   
RaynaSub


Posts: 185
Joined: 9/3/2006
Status: offline 		It took me 2 minutes to find this from a Male Dominant's profile: 

Establishing my residence as a Playboy type Mansion.  Free room and board. Must be somewhat submissive.  Nudity (at least topless) required most of the time.  Many benefits including allowance and much more

The majority of the profiles on here are "unfortunate", it would be much easier to pick out the very few that are not.

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RE: Unfortunate profile headlines - 8/11/2007 11:34:41 AM   
pollux


Posts: 657
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Status: offline 		I like the "somewhat" part.

quote:

ORIGINAL: RaynaSub

It took me 2 minutes to find this from a Male Dominant's profile: 

quote:

Establishing my residence as a Playboy type Mansion.  Free room and board. Must be somewhat submissive.  Nudity (at least topless) required most of the time.  Many benefits including allowance and much more





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RE: Unfortunate profile headlines - 8/11/2007 11:36:53 AM   
Milivoje


Posts: 57
Joined: 7/17/2005
Status: offline 		I shall edit mine later today and post my self

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RE: Unfortunate profile headlines - 8/11/2007 11:56:06 AM   
UR2Badored


Posts: 506
Joined: 2/3/2007
Status: offline 		"I am a straight guy looking for bisexual woman/women for a relationship
I am currently incarcerated on drug charges although I don't use drugs and I seldom drink"
 
I did not make this up.......just came across this one.
Nothing says commitment like confinement?

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RE: Unfortunate profile headlines - 8/11/2007 12:11:10 PM   
RaynaSub


Posts: 185
Joined: 9/3/2006
Status: offline 		I just saw another winner from an obese Dominant:

currently looking to collar the Right Woman, a true sub. one ho knows how to please her Master

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RE: Unfortunate profile headlines - 8/11/2007 12:15:29 PM   
RaynaSub


Posts: 185
Joined: 9/3/2006
Status: offline 		Here is another one, I really wanted to copy the whole profile, it is priceless:

I'm here to take over. I don't want to hear objections or dissent. My plan works. That's why I'm a winner. Your plan doesn't work -- that's why you're beneath me.


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RE: Unfortunate profile headlines - 8/11/2007 1:44:00 PM   
Jeffff


Posts: 12600
Joined: 7/7/2007
Status: offline 		"I'm here to take over. I don't want to hear objections or dissent. My plan works. That's why I'm a winner. Your plan doesn't work -- that's why you're beneath me. "

LOL.........and I thought I was confident.............LMAO

Jeff

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RE: Unfortunate profile headlines - 8/11/2007 1:53:17 PM   
PairOfDimes


Posts: 324
Joined: 7/20/2006
Status: offline 		Okay, now I feel much, much more secure in my boring, non-catchphrase introduction. Better dull than goofy.

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RE: Unfortunate profile headlines - 8/11/2007 1:59:37 PM   
came4U


Posts: 3572
Joined: 1/23/2007
From: London, Ontario
Status: offline 		Straight Dominant black man available for switch play with gay white male.

I get confused just typing that.

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RE: Unfortunate profile headlines - 8/11/2007 3:00:46 PM   
LATEXBABY64


Posts: 2107
Joined: 4/8/2004
Status: offline 		that sounds like a flea market of sexual interest

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RE: Unfortunate profile headlines - 8/11/2007 3:09:24 PM   
came4U


Posts: 3572
Joined: 1/23/2007
From: London, Ontario
Status: offline 		wanna buy a pie plate/turkey baster?

koolaid sign is open.

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RE: Unfortunate profile headlines - 8/11/2007 3:09:30 PM   
Grlwithboy


Posts: 655
Joined: 2/8/2005
Status: offline
quote:

ORIGINAL: Jeffff

"I'm here to take over. I don't want to hear objections or dissent. My plan works. That's why I'm a winner. Your plan doesn't work -- that's why you're beneath me. "

LOL.........and I thought I was confident.............LMAO

Jeff


I really should have made this my personal mission statement at work...


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RE: Unfortunate profile headlines - 8/11/2007 8:21:45 PM   
slaverosebeauty


Posts: 1941
Joined: 12/12/2004
From: Cali
Status: offline 		Too many to count.. my FAVS include ones with 'I have 10+ years of exp' from 20-25yr olds, that sorta stuff. When you point out that thats 'illegal' they never respond. Hmmmmmmmmmm Did I say something wrong?? {giggles} 

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RE: Unfortunate profile headlines - 8/11/2007 9:14:38 PM   
lighthearted


Posts: 1165
Joined: 11/26/2006
Status: offline 		ok, it's not exactly a headline, but the last profile that popped up on the other side had a woman's photo that was clearly from her own wedding.

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RE: Unfortunate profile headlines - 8/11/2007 9:33:38 PM   
MissMagnolia


Posts: 3636
Status: offline 		Owned and collared slave I am back with a different name and looking to expand my network of like minded females my age...... followed by.......Now i'm looking for any girls interested in doing webcam work as a submissive and also as part of a girl-on-girl show.You'll need to be in Melbourne or at the least Australia as i will physically need you here with me.

Can you say hooker?

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RE: Unfortunate profile headlines - 8/12/2007 3:14:43 AM   
seeksfemslave


Posts: 4011
Joined: 6/16/2006
Status: offline
quote:

ORIGINAL: pollux
Spied on a 19-year old female dominant's profile:
quote:

I AM NOW OFFERING STRAP-ON PLAY! Who wants to be my very first client?


Whats the problem, a well brought up young Lady and we've all got to start somewhere !

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RE: Unfortunate profile headlines - 8/12/2007 6:43:43 AM   
TankII7871


Posts: 174
Joined: 4/22/2005
Status: offline 		One i liked was a girl that said she was 36 with 24 years experience.  Now i went to school in Kentucky but even i can do simple math 36-24=Bullshit

Eric

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RE: Unfortunate profile headlines - 8/12/2007 7:55:31 AM   
came4U


Posts: 3572
Joined: 1/23/2007
From: London, Ontario
Status: offline 		Mr. Tank,

maybe she was posting her bust size elsewhere and got the numbers mixed up? lol

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